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Air Rage Attacks Up In Time For 2012 Games

by | 19th, August 2008

“AIR RAGE ATTACKS BY BINGE BRITONS SOARING.”

Good to know that even topped up on duty free, the Mail’s headline writers can craft a decent pun.

Of course the pun isn’t the only element that makes this story newsworthy. Really, it is not.

The 2012 Drug Olympics are looming, and Anorak has been scouting for events that are quintessentially British.

And what better way to get the games moving then by staging an event on the way to the Olympic Suburb?

And we have an early entrant at the starting gate.

The Mail illustrates the story with a shot of Naomi Campbell, long of limb and quick of temper, she’s a shoo-in for any on-plane festivities, either as agonist or pundit.

What is Campbell if not Colin Jackson in braids?



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