Biggie Smalls Shot In The Head
THE dangers in naming your pet after a US rapper gunned down in his prime were always clear and present.
Biggie Smalls’ days were numbered.
And now the cat has been shot.
News in the Metro seat warmer is that two-year-old Biggie has been blinded in one eye after being hit by airgun pellets “fired by thugs”.
Or not. Biggie is just the latest victim in a spare of drive-by-shootings that has seen five other cats attacked in St Austell, Cornwall.
It has all the markings, and scent, of a turf war, and Anorak has obtained exclusive footage of armed cats, and notes how many look like Hitler.
Says Biggie’s stunned owners, who “wish to remain anonymous”: “We’re deeply shocked and saddened that our lovely Biggie has been used for target practice in such a sick way.”
Biggie offers no comment, and is happy to bide his time…
Posted: 19th, August 2008 | In: Police Log, Tabloids Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 19th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Would it not be good to leave these idiots online for a little longer?
Cats can be so touchy when you interfere with their plans…
August 19th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Anybody who can do something like this to a defenceless animal should be beaten with sticks - thicker than a thumb - until they bleed to death.
I don’t say this lightly.
A piece of scum like this has no conscience. Given that conscience is something that one is born with - there is no hope for these fuckers - so get them off the Earth
August 19th, 2008 at 9:29 am
Thanks Anoark! Now the book depository incident in Dallas finally makes sense!