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Breaking News: Big Foot Is Real And Fire Retardant

by | 19th, August 2008

“WITHIN the next hour of thaw, a break appeared up near the feet area. … I observed the foot which looked unnatural, reached in and confirmed it was a rubber foot.”

No only did Ricky Dyer and Mathew Whitton, “who is a former police officer”, so therefore more of less trustworthy (you decide), find a Big Foot, but they discovered that the legendary beast has rubber feet.

Who knew?

So writes Steve Kulls, a self-described “Sasquatch detective” who accompanied Big Foot enthusiasts Biscardi and Schmalzbach during their examination of the body.

It is also thought that the fur was made of a nylon and polyester blend, the teeth from tin and the innards from a rare form of foam.

More to follow…



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