Madeleine McCann: A New eFit, Selling Books And A Rapist’s Cover Story
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann
DAILY MIRROR: “Madeleine McCann: Nanny’s new sketch echoes picture of kidnapper”
That’s the picture on the left. For wont of name, we’ll call him Cool.
This is the shadowy figure seen lurking in the bushes outside the flat from where Madeleine McCann vanished. And the woman who confronted the straggly-haired stranger eight months before is convinced he is the same man family friend Jane Tanner spotted carrying a child in pyjamas the night Maddy disappeared.
The man Jane Tanner says she saw is also on the left, for comparison purposes. They could be twins.
Despite telling police, British nanny Margaret Hall was not asked to help with an artist’s impression. Now, thanks to the Daily Mirror, a sketch of his face can be seen for the first time.
The Daily Mirror is on the case. It’s track record is im-pecc-able.
Margaret Hall added: “My description of the man is very similar to that of Jane Tanner’s. He had long hair but it was quite scruffy and straggly looking. He had said ‘no’ in English but he was not English because of his skin colouring. He looked more Portuguese than anything.”
DORSET ECHO: “Rapist gets 13 year sentence”
A FORMER Burger King manager has been sentenced to 13 years in prison after being found guilty of raping a girl and 16 counts of sexual assault over a period of seven years. Ehmad Alguet, 44, of Esmonde Way in Canford Heath, Poole, was found guilty by a majority verdict of 10 to two on each of the 17 counts by the jury at Bournemouth Crown Court yesterday.
And:
He also told the court he had looked at illegal porn sites because he was trying to trace missing toddler Madeleine McCann.
THE GUARDIAN: “Edinburgh festival: When comedians attack - What is the most jaw-dropping example of audience harassment by a comic that you’ve come across?”
Capurro’s show this year is basically a big can of carbonated outrage, shaken vigorously and hurled into the crowd, with jokes about Madeleine McCann, paedophilia and Islam all present and correct.
The Guardian loves Capurro, the try-very-hard comic.
BBC: “Born Yesterday writer at festival”
An author who wrote last summer’s news as a novel and another who went in search of a sporting superstar will appear at the Inverness Book Festival. Gordon Burn covered the Blair-Brown prime ministerial handover, Glasgow Airport attack and the search for Madeline McCann in Born Yesterday.
Madeleine McCann: That’s entertainment…
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August 20th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
But not enough for me Chenier, do go on …
August 20th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
chenier Says:
August 20th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Lone,
I grant you Hugh Grant is up there with the greats, but Colin Firth is, in my humble opinion, now world champion.
His bollocks are pretty amazing as well…
too much information for me there Chernier
August 20th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
chenier
was he the gay dad in mama mia ?
August 20th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Lone,
I grant you Hugh Grant is up there with the greats, but Colin Firth is, in my humble opinion, now world champion.
His bollocks are pretty amazing as well…
August 20th, 2008 at 11:58 am
The police are having fun arent they
August 20th, 2008 at 11:55 am
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jo Says:
August 20th, 2008 at 11:20 am
HI
When I called the Famous Number and told the operator I saw Madeleine in the Hindu Kush while I was walking Garths dogs,she told me that the info would be taken SERIOUSLY and could I forward my details etc…
@
Clarry On Up The Khyber?
August 20th, 2008 at 11:52 am
GO JO! Get well! XXXX
August 20th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Jo! LOL! I did read it! Try Leicester Social Services!
I rang last year and told them that I was going out to get pissed but was leaving my three-year old in charge of my eighteen months old twins but I wanted to know that if I left the door slightly ajar in case of fire - would this mean that I would be in even more trouble - knowing that a fire could occur! lol lol lol
August 20th, 2008 at 11:48 am
coco Says:
August 20th, 2008 at 11:40 am
came on board to give me a shot of painkiller after I tried everything I could and could not get rid of the pain.AWFUL
Hot water bottle for your ear-ache wrapped in a pillow case. Water pressure but salt water is very damaging to the ear. Keep it warm. X
*****
Oh…my…I was in such a pain! a doc
Anyhow,the rapist gang with wigs and sad looking faces is an excellent idea!
I will be off soon back on the boat and away from anorak .Thank gawd I dont have to swim to reach the boat I would drown straight away.
Tonight there is an other samba fiesta and were thinking about inviting the mccSardines .They will like it wont they? especially since children and dogs are NOT welcome
We will make lots of pics and sell them to tourists on the costa just for fun
Must be off now.I am not too well still and need a rest otherwise my good doc is going to box my ears and that would be simply awful…..
Bye for now.
Buig slobbery kisses to all.
See you tomorrow if I am allowed to go to town
XXXXX
August 20th, 2008 at 11:48 am
what? You mean he’s beaten Hugh Grant!! Bugger! But this is my favourite bit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QswCZJfB2hA
August 20th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Lone.
That’s a relief.
I think Colin Firth has snatched the title of ‘World’s Best Buggerer’ in Mama Mia…
August 20th, 2008 at 11:40 am
coco Says:
August 20th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Jo! Are the Portuguese policemen looking smug yet?
I have done a set of ‘Celebrating Portuguese Policemen and Pressmen’.
They come with lots of bottles of Port and Lemonade.
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They do indedeed look rather smug and are very pleased with us
They do read anorak every single day and take good note of everything.I believe we “ve helped them a great deal
They are asking if the bottles of Port are vintage and if the lemonade is home made.I answered yes on your behalf.I hope you dont mind!
Did you read my post over my sighting of Madeleine in the Hindu Kush? I swear I called the number and had all the pain on earth NOT to laugh my head off….the operator sounded so fucking serious and taking me so seriously….I just cant believe this.I will call again and I hope this time it will be in the news……?may I should call sky news or the People?they are serious medias and all….
August 20th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Hot water bottle for your ear-ache wrapped in a pillow case. Water pressure but salt water is very damaging to the ear. Keep it warm. X
August 20th, 2008 at 11:39 am
chenier Says:
August 20th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Lone,
Is there any particular reason for the bugger, or is it more of a comment on life’s general buggerdness?
heee heee heee haa
It was purely in reply to matts post and a lovely word to say anyway especially when you do it in the style of 4 weddings and a funeral !
August 20th, 2008 at 11:38 am
I will see what I can do about a Rapist Doll too! I think that it should be a gang.
Yes! Let’s have a gang of Rapist Dollies - with interchangable wigs, heads and body shapes - but as you say - all Portuguese-looking for credibility.
August 20th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Jo! Are the Portuguese policemen looking smug yet?
I have done a set of ‘Celebrating Portuguese Policemen and Pressmen’.
They come with lots of bottles of Port and Lemonade.
August 20th, 2008 at 11:35 am
coco Says:
August 20th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Jo! Did you give the super-Duper-Ex-Trouper Gang some guns and flares? And I mean flared trousers! lol
I’ve got a lovely set of new ‘Crapping Themselves Dolls’. They come with their own loo rolls and toilets.
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FAN-TAS-TIC!!! any smell with it?or is this too complicated?
Must get on with a Rapist Doll as well….that would do the trick and complete the collection.Must be a portuguese looking rapist bloke otherwise it wont be credible
August 20th, 2008 at 11:32 am
coco Says:
August 20th, 2008 at 11:29 am
coco Says:
August 20th, 2008 at 10:50 am
My favourite drawings are the ones where the lady has long blonde hair and a boney face and the other one that has a dark-haired bloke with a pinched-looking face.
They look a lot like M’s parents to me.
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Howzit going Jo?
I thought you had run off to spend time with Amaral without me! lol
and could not post.Also I am not allowed because I must work 
*****
I am on a boat at the moment or spending most of my waking time there away from all and everything working furiously at the doll collection and fishing sardines for Amaral.We will send a private yatch to get you out here.
I am doing lots of diving(cant anynore now) and just got a phenomemal earache.Been very poorly recently
August 20th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Jo! Did you give the super-Duper-Ex-Trouper Gang some guns and flares? And I mean flared trousers! lol
I’ve got a lovely set of new ‘Crapping Themselves Dolls’. They come with their own loo rolls and toilets.
August 20th, 2008 at 11:29 am
coco Says:
August 20th, 2008 at 10:50 am
My favourite drawings are the ones where the lady has long blonde hair and a boney face and the other one that has a dark-haired bloke with a pinched-looking face.
They look a lot like M’s parents to me.
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Howzit going Jo?
I thought you had run off to spend time with Amaral without me! lol
August 20th, 2008 at 11:28 am
coco
lots of the files are ….err…kept in the cool as said earlier on,in july 21
Coco we must do a new doll of the new efit …..so much fin,with lots of curly hair et all
August 20th, 2008 at 11:27 am
JO! AM HERE! X
August 20th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Morning everybody! Do you think that fuzzy-headed person’s eyes are really meant to be that close together, or is that just a result of bad drawing?! My Mum always said I shouldn’t trust anyone whose eyes were close together……..!
Joana’s site reports that the Portuguese police want to inspect the 24 mysterious photos which are said to have been taken at the Tapas Bar on May 3rd; Duarte Levy is said to have seen some of them, and says they don’t back up the timelines of the McCann group. The newspaper claims to have identified the only three tables occupied by four people on that night, and mentions the surnames of the people who booked them. It still seems a bit odd that two couples would take 24 photos of each other in a restaurant over a two-hour period, IMO.
August 20th, 2008 at 11:24 am
‘There is a collective hysteria creeping over the population, aided and abetted by the tabloids’
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However, it’s having the desired effect.
The Clan are now looking extremely culpable to the masses of people who once supported them.
Hence - the Clan are being kept out of the public eye.
At every point in the police files - the cracks are showing and somebody will have to get those cracks plastered.
The Portuguese police have done a proper thorough job with the UK police informed at every turn. Clarrie was much too involved and snug with the police in Leicester for my liking. Which leads me to believe that the PJ are holding lots of information back - just like they say they are.
August 20th, 2008 at 11:22 am
jeje the PJ serious? must be kidding
20/08/08
Mysterious photos interest the PJ - 24Horas
Judiciária “attentive” towards new evidence in the Maddie case
Police investigates the possible existence of new photos from the night that Madeleine McCann disappeared
http://joana-morais.blogspot.com/
August 20th, 2008 at 11:20 am
HI
When I called the Famous Number and told the operator I saw Madeleine in the Hindu Kush while I was walking Garths dogs,she told me that the info would be taken SERIOUSLY and could I forward my details etc…
I think I am now ready to send an e-UNfit pic as a present to the mccFools….anything will do
Will be back off shore soon to avoid the general hysteria and keep myself out of their reach
COCO are you still around?
August 20th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Petermac - that’s the real problem… good thing my daughters are grown-up and they’re not coming with me to Lisbon in October, or else there would be titles such as Anorak-poster’s young blonde daughters both mistaken for MMcC and followed by hundreds of Well-Informed Tourists, Met3 detectives and US Spooks
phew!!!
August 20th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Lone,
Is there any particular reason for the bugger, or is it more of a comment on life’s general buggerdness?
August 20th, 2008 at 11:12 am
liza Says:
August 20th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Petermac - actually, provided you are familiar with the languages and you have acquired an ear for it, it is quite easy to differentiate between English no’s and let’s say ‘no’ pronounced by Portuguese/Spanish/Italian/French people (btw, no in Portugues is nao).
Quite so. You have to be fluent and familiar with those languages, like that retired civil servant idiot in Devon/Dorset who said the man spoke fluent Portuguese. Though he himself didn’t speak a word of the language.
There is a collective hysteria creeping over the population, aided and abetted by the tabloids
August 20th, 2008 at 11:06 am
bugger!