Comments on: Knife Crime: Police Seize Intergalactic Klingon Blade

By: steve

steve — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:03:42 +0000

I really think the police should stick with the
traditional truncheon.

By: 2_pot

2_pot — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:03:12 +0000

so thats where the bloody can opener went!

By: chenier

chenier — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 23:20:01 +0000

Actually, I am fairly sure that if you do the ‘Bagsies Kirk’ routine you will lose at least half your shirt.

There are worse things to lose half of than your shirt, though…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 23:15:52 +0000

This weapon isn’t dangerous at all. If an assailant comes at you with one, you simply say “Bagsies Kirk” before they attack and you will win the fight. The only damage you will sustain will be a tiny cut on your cheek and a tear in your shirt at the collar.

By: chenier

chenier — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 18:21:46 +0000

I think smile is probably the wrong word there, Saul.

Though nicking a Klingon’s bat’leth is probably worth a few notches on anyone’s bedstead, sorry, belt…

By: Saul

Saul — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:43:57 +0000

An 8 fet tall Klingon, with a 5 foot weapon.
Could explain the smile on Uhura’s face.

By: chenier

chenier — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 16:34:08 +0000

Typical of the bloody police; where is the 8 feet tall Klingon?

Because he’s going to be seriously pissed off when he discovers that someone has nicked his bat’leth…

By: June

June — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 16:08:05 +0000

Ok ok we won’t mess with you, honest….