Rednecks Under The Bed: Barack Obama’s Not Shot Yet
IT’S The Barack Obama Death Cult. It’s the fear that grips us all…
THE plot to kill Barack Obama – the Barack Obama Death Cult – sees three more persons held by police.
At least that’s what the Sun says on its front page. It’s the “plot to kill Obama,” says the Express on its cover.
There were four people, which means either one is on the loose, or else has been adopted by Russian agents/ the Far Right/ the CIA/ the Mafia/ The Taliban/ Hillary Clinton/ Joe Biden fans to kill Obama at a later date.
The Times says Obama has been “unruffled by gun plot”.
It’s the Guardian’s lead story: “Obama and the case of the rednecks with rifles.”
One may suppose that all rednecks have rifles, it being one of the key things that makes them rednecks.
The Mirror says these whites were the players in a “Nazi plot”. Maybe Obama should move to Germany, where he’d be safer?
Meanwhile, Barack Obama is still alive. No-one has fired a shot at him. But the media waits more in expectation than Hope.
Maybe…
Posted: 27th, August 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Broadsheets, Politicians, Tabloids Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 6th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
I hope he doesn’t get shot, i will be so upset.
everyones like lets hope he makes atleast a little differance before he dies
like they are waiting for it. don’t you all have a little hope.
i have barely any but ive been soo supportive of him.
why can’t people fucking grow up. hes not even fully black
hes half white
GET OVER IT
god damn
November 4th, 2008 at 2:29 am
Barack Obama has the right to live, of course. I don,t like or trust him, but I don’t mean him any harm. I do think, however, that if the American people are goig to elect a black supremacist, affirmative action candidate, then the republicans really must not have waged a good campaign, this time… I mean, ok, so people may not trust the republicans, now… but Barack isn’t any more trusworthy.
Hey, if they want a charismatic black man in the White House, I say Denzel Washington would do an even better job than Barack ever would!
August 27th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
WILL THESE PAPERS NOW ADMIT THAT THEY’VE PRINTED PRO-OBAMPOT LIES?