Madeleine McCann: Maddie For Rose Ron, Praia Da Luz Moves And Whacking Stephanie Bysh
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann
THE SUN: “Hol mum of left girl faces jail”
To Portugal…
A BRITISH mum whose daughter was taken into care on holiday faces up to ten years in jail.
It’s “cash-strapped Stephanie Bysh”.
What do we know about here?
She a brunette. And, as reported, she and one Ariella D’Gamo were “sleeping on the streets before a friend took them in. The worried pal took the eight-year-old girl to cops in Lagos, Portugal. She is now staying at a children’s home.”
How does Madeleine McCann fit in?
Bysh fled the resort — near where Madeleine McCann disappeared in May 2007 — but collapsed with kidney problems in Portimao 15 miles away.
That close, eh. Yesterday the incident was 25 miles from where our Maddie went missing. Such are the facts.
DAILY MAIL: “Fears the ‘Israeli Madeleine McCann’ has been killed by her own mother and grandfather”
You mean Rose Ron’s grandfather who told police that he had killed the 4-year-old?
What more of their Maddie?
At its heart lies the bizarre love triangle in which little Rose’s grandfather fell in love with his son’s young bride and fathered two more daughters with her. Police say the grandfather has admitted killing the child and dumping her in a river, but no body has been found and there is no forensic evidence proving her death.
Just like our Maddie, then? It’s uncanny.
Ha’aretz (Israel): “’Sick twist’: World media plays up story of ‘Israeli Madeleine McCann’”
Rose Ron is missing. She’s been given the nickname Maddie…
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August 29th, 2008 at 12:36 am
The Real Stig Says:
August 29th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Garth
My effort was but a simple satirical allegory but was judged to have S&M overtones, though it was based on supposed real world events.
But I forget, this site is supposed to be satirical. Emphasis on the ’supposed’ when a certain mod is on-hand.
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It might be sensible to bear in mind, Stig, that Virgin Goddesses may be somewhat puritanical….
August 29th, 2008 at 12:35 am
The Real Stig Says:
August 29th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Coco ranted:
“I’m a loner myself and it made me feel vulnerable and bullied - but the twisted pack of arse-holes turned it onto me anyway. OK?”
You want vulnerable and bullied, your latin beau is just the man for the job! He’ll treat those feelings you have in just the right way. No wonder you admire him so much. You were obviously made for each other.
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Instead of wasting time on Anorak - why not sign up to a basic English course on the internet?
You are well out of your league on this site - I note there are some extremely clever astute people on here and some of you stand out like sore thumbs through your inadequacies.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:34 am
chatelaine, that may not be so odd, i know my children were differntly behaved at school than at home, but i think it’s very odd that all the wittness describe her in practically the same way.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:32 am
And SAM et al,
have a look at the tennis picture above.
As I posted at the time when it was published: this is an insecure, frightened girl who tries very hard to please …
August 29th, 2008 at 12:31 am
SpongeBob Says:
August 29th, 2008 at 12:26 am
Coco
As a gardener, I often have to rummage about my wellies and frequently find slugs and the other ones under shells. I do tend to stomp on them.
‘a proper Anorakian’ ? You are in charge of the criteria, I assume?
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I cannot understand the way you write. You are obviously not good at writing posts - so keep them simple and we may understand what you are trying to say. Thanks.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Coco ranted:
“I’m a loner myself and it made me feel vulnerable and bullied - but the twisted pack of arse-holes turned it onto me anyway. OK?”
You want vulnerable and bullied, your latin beau is just the man for the job! He’ll treat those feelings you have in just the right way. No wonder you admire him so much. You were obviously made for each other.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:29 am
sam Says:
August 29th, 2008 at 12:27 am
chatelaine, why do they all describe her in practically the same words and word order i wonder.
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That’s why I’m posting it, Sam. WHY?
And why have the nannies another impression?
August 29th, 2008 at 12:29 am
Chatelaine! I must apologise for what you may have witnessed this evening. You know me well enough to know the way I write and the genre I’m writing in! Some people are defintely determined to bugger this site up and get rid of people like me! lol
Sweet dreams! X
August 29th, 2008 at 12:27 am
chatelaine, why do they all describe her in practically the same words and word order i wonder.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:26 am
Coco
As a gardener, I often have to rummage about my wellies and frequently find slugs and the other ones under shells. I do tend to stomp on them.
‘a proper Anorakian’ ? You are in charge of the criteria, I assume?
August 29th, 2008 at 12:26 am
Garth Says:
August 29th, 2008 at 12:02 am
The thought must be horrible eh pigeon? Just imagine, your little newborn with that fresh little smile and then whoosh, some fucker nabs it. Bastard eh?
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SICK!
August 29th, 2008 at 12:23 am
Now for something a little bit more serious to chew on while I’m going for the silken sheets. We worry about inconsistencies and we worry about duplicate statements… Right?
Let’s have a look at what “they” say about Madeleine in their official statements…
The parents:
Kate: she is extrovert, very active, talkative, smart and relates to other children with great ease.
Gerry: she is extrovert, hyper-active, good talker, smart and relates to other children with great ease.
Bingo…!
The friends, so far:
David: [she is] a communicative girl, happy, obedient and very well behaved.
Matt: [she is] very lively, obedient, communicative and extrovert.
Jane: she is a sensible child, very loving, very active and fun. She liked to play. She was intelligent.
She LIKED … she WAS …?!
and then the nannies say that she was SHY …
Good night
August 29th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Mods and Admin Darlings!
I know that you have a huge site to cover - but Garsehole has just made a horrid and filthy comment to Lone Pigeon regarding his child.
I am sincerely and deeply offended by this callousness. His constant references to drowning kittens is too sick - can we ban him please?
He really is a complete Arse - with all the sh*t still in and bunged up.
Please ban him altogether or edit his posts because he is one hell of a proper sick bastard.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Garth
My effort was but a simple satirical allegory but was judged to have S&M overtones, though it was based on supposed real world events.
But I forget, this site is supposed to be satirical. Emphasis on the ’supposed’ when a certain mod is on-hand.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Honestly, there are things that are better left unsaid
August 29th, 2008 at 12:18 am
SpongeBob Says:
August 29th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Coco
Ah now, glad to see your ’satire’ is focused upon the subject, and not just abusing the ‘fuck-wits’ that you have been allowed to abuse
More of that please if you will. Not intending to be ‘patronising’ as I was accused; but it was quite amusing. Well done.
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Spongebob!!! What the fuck are you on about. You wouldn’t know satire if it was rummaging about up your arse with wellies on and carrying a shovel
I did not abuse the Fuck-Wits! OK? A Fuck-Wit called Gailen decided to be a clever fucker and came unstuck - as all the clever fuckers are prone to do at some point. She was trying to argue points of law in a nonsensical and stupid way.
She made shocking comments to me and about me and accused Amaral of being a crook.
I always champions the under-dog - and gave her a ticking off - and she just would not stop. A bit like Clearance! lol
She is constantly shoving her shovel where there’no sh*t and I don’t like people who talk about things that they know fuck all about in such derisory and disruptive fashion.
She is too disruptive and thick to be a proper Anorakian. Don’t get me wrong - she brought a bit of light relief to the page and made me giggle - but hse encouraged other silly posters to get above their stations and act like a pack.
I’m a loner myself and it made me feel vulnerable and bullied - but the twisted pack of arse-holes turned it onto me anyway. OK?
August 29th, 2008 at 12:17 am
SpongeBob Says:
August 29th, 2008 at 12:09 am
Coco
what’s that old saying about a club that I would be allowed to join?
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Groucho fan are you …?
August 29th, 2008 at 12:13 am
Lone Pigeon Says:
August 29th, 2008 at 12:08 am
ohhh but coco oh alright then
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Wos up duck? Or is it grouse?
August 29th, 2008 at 12:10 am
The Real Stig Says:
August 29th, 2008 at 12:08 am
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Ah but Stig, i was refering to kittens.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:09 am
Coco
what’s that old saying about a club that I would be allowed to join?
August 29th, 2008 at 12:08 am
ohhh but coco oh alright then
August 29th, 2008 at 12:08 am
Garth Says:
“Coco
Here pussy pussy.”
Funny you should mention those two words Garth. I tried that earlier on this evening and Artemis castrated my post. You must be a favoured son or something. Bias or what!
August 29th, 2008 at 12:08 am
Maravilha ….. Many thanks. Jo thought it may still be on the digital spy but I couldn’t find it.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:07 am
coco Says:
August 29th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Lone Pigeon!!! Stop responding to Garsehole! I am noting that Gailen may be on the same computer lol
Looks like they attended the same school for oicks lol
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Ah its coco, i got a vid for you luvvy. Are you ready for it?
August 29th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Coco
Ah now, glad to see your ’satire’ is focused upon the subject, and not just abusing the ‘fuck-wits’ that you have been allowed to abuse
More of that please if you will. Not intending to be ‘patronising’ as I was accused; but it was quite amusing. Well done.
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M&A
Artemis
I distinctly recall pointing out that we are moderating for libel, not enacting the role of the thought police.
So get your thoughts in line, Spongebob!
August 29th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Lone Pigeon!!! Stop responding to Garsehole! I am noting that Gailen may be on the same computer lol
Looks like they attended the same school for oicks lol
August 29th, 2008 at 12:05 am
What not even a quickie? You miserable twat!
August 29th, 2008 at 12:04 am
Lone Pigeon Says:
August 29th, 2008 at 12:01 am
then mend it dear clarrie dear clarrie then mend it dear clarrie dear clarrie mend it
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Surely you mean ‘fix’ it?
August 29th, 2008 at 12:03 am
Spongebob! May I remind you that cannabis is still illegal in the UK and that you should not be encouraging people into its usage.
I have had so many people before me in the past exolling the virtues of it in MS cases but have sadly still had to fine them or send to prison.
So be warned - the Commentariat Party will not be legalising certain substances - because it makes people lazy and unable to operate machinery.
Spongebob! You are not welcome to join the Commentariat Party anyway! Just for the record. You don’t make enough sense to me and other posters.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:03 am
yes garth bastard cos it won’t happen cos ill happen to be there with it not out on the razzle. nevermind. Abduction anyone?