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P Diddy On The Death Of John McCain And Why Sarah Palin Gets His Vote

by | 31st, August 2008

KEN Dodd’s go-it-alone Diddy Man, P Diddy, has cracked the US but seems ignorant of its demographic make up. But he is sure about Sarah Palin and John McCain.

This is the job to be the leader of the world. World President. Get letter writing, Guardian readers.

Diddy does not wish death upon John McCain, but he does only want the septuagenarian to live to see 110, and in the US that’s about the time the unicorn semen injection kicks in and you tie on your face with your eyebrows.

Diddy Man repeats himself, a lot. It’s what makes him a rapper, a big fan of Was Not Was:

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There are no black people in Sarah Palin’s Alaska, says Diddy man. So that’s the white supremicist vote secured for Sarah Palin, so too that of the Nation of Islam and all other totalitarian, pro-segregation groups.

There are no crack heads in Sarah Palin’s Alaska, says the Diddy Man. So that’s the tough-on-crime vote secured for Sarah Palin.

Diddy Man For Palin…



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