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Best Of Biscuit: Prince Charles Holds The Sun’s Millies

by | 1st, September 2008

DO you want to know what “Britain’s first awards exclusively for the Armed Forces” are?

The Defence Medal, awarded to all fulltime personnel who served 28 days or more between 1939 and 1945? The South Atlantic Medal (1982)? The Italy Star, the Burma Star, the Africa Star, the Atlantic Star?

None. They’re called the Millies (The Sun Military Awards). And now to go with small plastic Daily Mirror gongett e, men and women who have offered their lives for their nation will receive a tribute modelled on an aroused door knob.

Prizes are on offer are for :

Best Recruit (best looking recruit)
True Grit (biggest nutter)
Best Armed Forces Animal (see above)
Most Outstanding Airman (D. Bader)
Overcoming Adversity (the ubiquitous hearts-and-more-hearts award for an injured fighter, preferably a man with a blonde girlfriend)

Says Prince Charles,

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