Comments on: Barbie’s Doll: Helen Mirren Is The Cocaine Queen

By: CHRISTOPHER SUMNER

CHRISTOPHER SUMNER — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 10:36:18 +0000

ONE SHOULDN’T REALY BLAME THE DRUG DEALERS WHEN THE TRUTH IS KNOWN MOST OF THEM ARE JUST AS MUCH A SLAVE AS THE ADDICTS IF NOT AS MUCH OF A SLAVE OF THE SO CALLED BARBIE DOLL MAKERS WHO LIKE TO IMPLANT POEPLE WITH TECHNOLOGY AND TORTURE THEM AFTER HYPNOTISING THEM TO LOOK LIKE THE BAD GUYS OR FORCCING THEM INTO PROSTITUTION OR WORSE…SUCH AS MURDER AND SUICIDE ITS AN EVIL TRUTH BUT SOMEONES GOT TO TELL IT.

By: Donna Freeman

Donna Freeman — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:46:47 +0000

Sorry, but using coke does NOT give you a great figure - just ask Whitney Houston.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 14:48:14 +0000

…and if Idi Amin hadn’t used such unusual quality control methods when testing the ‘King O’ Scotland’ non-slip-grip hammers he’d branched out into.. There should be a Despot’s Advice Line. Payment in gold bars or looted artworks only. Head Office. Washington D.C., Americastan

By: chenier

chenier — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 14:15:32 +0000

You see?

If Saddam had stuck to genocide instead of diversifying into Sharia-acceptable methods of getting high, he would still be gassing Kurds…

By: Anorak

Anorak — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 14:10:08 +0000

Saddam had the best smack I ever tasted. Shame he’s dead…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 13:02:31 +0000

I was wondering why it boasted ‘real working forceps’ on the boxes

By: magnetite

magnetite — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:57:14 +0000

Aw, f**k, that was Mengele. I always get them mixed up. Kind of explains why the kid’s didn’t like those Mengele dolls I got them for Christmas.

By: dairy

dairy — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:53:40 +0000

….smokin’…….

By: magnetite

magnetite — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:47:27 +0000

I’m surprised he made any money at all. He was famed for his ‘two-for-one’ deals at the camps.

By: chenier

chenier — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:36:57 +0000

Diversification is the name of the losing game; if Klaus Barbie had stuck with his core skills he’d still be going strong.

But no; he had to get the management consultants in…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:21:13 +0000

I too was appalled to discover that Klaus Barbie was supplying my coke, so I switched to Pol Pot for my supplies instead, only he buggered off with all my cash and left we with twelve tonnes of Ajax scouring powder. You just can’t trust these war criminals, can you?

By: sam

sam — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 09:50:33 +0000

missed a good headline there ‘klaus barbie supplied me with coke’

By: chenier

chenier — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 09:01:31 +0000

Cue: I’m just waiting for the man…