Sarah Palin’s The Big Tent Stunning Mate
SARAH Palin is John McCain’s milf “stunning mate”.
Here she is wearing a T-shirt.
Sarah is in the Express, profiled by one Julie Carpenter, who says Sarah’s husband is “one-part Eskimo fisherman”, although which part is unspecified, but Anorak opts for his harpoon.
Days ago, Palin was “unheard of by 98 percent of Americans”. Fact, according to Anorak’s Institute of Maths Lessons (AIMLess).
Sarah Palin has children called Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow and Piper – names selected from a range of camping tents.
Back to the T-shirt…
Posted: 1st, September 2008 | In: John McCain, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 1st, 2008 at 5:16 pm
P.S. Please tell them that “Eskimo” is VERY non-PC?
September 1st, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Angelina might get my vote:
1. She gets dizzy when she stands up, so at least she’d effing stay put.
2. One more Tomb Raider, and the national budget is balanced.
3. No more army–she’s a DIY’er.
4. She’ll be busy. Brad Pitt will be lonely. You get the picture.
5. Her kids’ names are starting to sound not all that crazy.
September 1st, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Konark says Jolie for president
September 1st, 2008 at 11:59 am
Don’t sweat it, Anokra!
Within 48 hours Joe Biden will have suffered a massive coronary event, and Obama will have picked a new female running mate.
Step forward, Angelina Jolie!