Cutting Out Cocaine With A Butter Knife
HELEN Mirren, listen up:
Police say a man tried to cut off his own arm at a restaurant in Modesto, Calif., because he thought he had injected air into a vein while shooting cocaine and feared he would die unless he took drastic action.
Authorities say 33-year-old Michael Lasiter rushed into the Denny’s restaurant late Friday and started stabbing himself in one arm with a butter knife he grabbed from a table.
They say that when that knife didn’t work Lasiter took a butcher knife from the kitchen and dug it into his arm.
Which knife, the Queen would know…
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September 30th, 2008 at 7:02 am
Does St Peter still read it all out or have they moved to video up there?
September 30th, 2008 at 6:01 am
Y don’t u guys try and understand instead of judge…. U will hate it when its time to judge u…
September 1st, 2008 at 3:16 pm
The arm severing knife is the third one in from the left. Not to be confused with the arm severing spoon, which is the second one down from the top.
September 1st, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Are we absolutely positive that he didn’t have a smallpox vaccination scar on the arm in question?
Because if he did we are all doomed, come 2012…