Time To Throw Away Your Babies In California
CBS reports that Santa Cruz’s burghers want Americans to stop throwing away their babies. And do read the classified ads…
Spotter: Tim King
Posted: 2nd, September 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Photojournalism Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 2nd, 2008 at 6:25 pm
They’d better place dustbins on the street corners, and invite young mothers to throw their babies into them. They woud be easier to collect, and there would be less stickers to print.
September 2nd, 2008 at 1:38 pm
I thank you chenier and sketch a bow, doffing my hat to both Anorak and your good self. You’re the only way I can digest the Mail and the Sun without feeling sick to the core.
September 2nd, 2008 at 1:11 pm
OK, we’ve all met people with eyes in the back of their heads, but I have never personally encountered someone with omniscient knees.
As for the typos, you’re among friends.
From time to time people with spellcheckers drop by, but for some reason they get disheartened…
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
They don’t need them. The frighteningly low ratio of men to women means that unwanted male babies are simply given the ‘winklepicker kick’ and relaunched as female; and who wouldn’t want to live a country where firl-on-girl…ahem…films are like crowd scenes from the Battleship Potemkin.
(Apologies for appalling typos today. A lifetime of auto-erotic asphyxiation has left me numb in both hands, and blind from the waist up.)
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:36 am
Have they got these in Alaska?
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:58 am
The application of a clingfilm covering to these dumpsters (a la school bog seats) and a recording of Morgan Freeman saying “God wants you to keep your baby” may be enough to stem this worrying trend. As their unwanted offspring bounces back into their arms and Freeman’s weighty tones boom out of the bins, what hapless American teenage mother would be able to resist seeing it as divine intervention, go home and raise the little sod properly?
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:34 am
Quite right too.
Haven’t these people heard of recycling?