Comments on: How To Be A Gangster, By Jacqui Smith And New Labour

By: dairy

dairy — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:24:54 +0000

…serious brown-nosing, chenier!!!!

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:08:35 +0000

Gosh!

I hadn’t noticed!

What with you being the boss, and all…

By: Anorak

Anorak — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:03:15 +0000

I tpey farets all hte tmie

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:33:05 +0000

Bugger it.

Time to call on higher powers.

Artemis!

Can you switch these posts?

——
M&A
Artemis
No.
You need to learn to type faster.

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:31:43 +0000

Be reasonable, Magnetite!

The Normans had just thrashed us 5-nil at Battle and Harold was about as much use as a Norwegian Blue; obviously some of the guys were going to take it out on their missusses.

Nothing a few coins to a minstrel and a new dress wouldn’t fix…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:29:41 +0000

Damn it. One key out in the numerics and look lioke a fan of plainsong and the lute. Verily bitch, thou art my chattel. Wouldst thou let me invade thee like William? (only the bottom half)

By: magnetite

magnetite — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:26:26 +0000

I miss the sexy, sulltry sounds of 1070’s R&B. So many of those songs were the cheap wifebeater’s friend. pop a number paying tribute to ‘My Laydeee’ on the turntable, all is forgiven. Nowadays they’ll be frantically looking through their collection for a song that doen’t chant ‘ma bitches, ma bitches, ma bitches’ and wind up paying for flowers like a mug. I expect it’s some callous marketing strategy. Soulja Boy brand Apology Bouquets all round. £49 quid a pop.

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:17:11 +0000

Magnetite,

I was a child of peace and love.

We used to make a special effort for ‘Someone’s going to get their head kicked in tonite’, as recently featured in the Beijing Olympics…

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:14:33 +0000

I wouldn’t like to feel that I was stating the obvious, but I would think a Heckler & Koch MP5 tucked under your teenagers bed might be something of a clue.

Just one more reason why it is never a good idea for a parent to look under teenagers’ beds…

By: Anorak

Anorak — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:09:14 +0000

Indeed, If you are going kick someone’s head in, let it be to Celine Dion

By: magnetite

magnetite — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:07:11 +0000

Ah, ties. I was a ‘casual’ in the 80’s. I suppose the Chavs of today could take a lesson from us. It just didn’t feel right kicking someone to death to the tune of Feargal Sharkey or Bananrama songs.

By: Anorak

Anorak — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:57:08 +0000

How long before the yoof start wearing ties? The shame….

By: coco

coco — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:55:23 +0000

Has Jacqui Smith sorted out her wardrobe yet? I cannot take this excuse for a woman seriously whilst she is wandering around looking like a bag-lady!

And Jacqui! You have just described me and all my mates in all your comments.

Goand be a social worker! I’ll give you five minutes before you are lynched!

By: magnetite

magnetite — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:50:44 +0000

As well all know yoof culture will be responsible for the Earth falling into the Sun (the star, not the redtop comic). Also has she not confused hoodies with hippies? I preferred the government advice on how to tell if your kid was a glue-sniffer from the 1980’s. Cheap tissues were responsible for many a beating of step-children across Blighty.