Comments on: 100 Year Old Jessie Burke Woman Shot Dead

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:10:25 +0000

I believe Zonker was inspired in his life as a competive tanner by George Hamilton.

Time was the tan was for real…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:02:21 +0000

I think this is why amazing orange actor George Hamilton is still with us. He’s in for the long haul.

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:46:09 +0000

I know.

That’s why my game plan for living for ever includes the amazing scientific breakthrough which enables me not to do the toothless mumble bit.

And to master the art of making frozen margeritas which has so far eluded me…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:33:49 +0000

The last would be a necessity what with the first; and the second you’d wind up getting anyway after repeatedly faked paroxysms of coughing to explain the fact that you’d pissed yourself. Followed by “I’m 124, you know.” - and a secret chuckle at the legions of descendants who have to change you and feed you for as long as regional news reporters and foreign magazine-style T.V. producers keep paying the bills.

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:15:57 +0000

You had me up to the free drinks bit, but then it went downhill…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:06:18 +0000

It IS more a a mashie-niblick kind of place, the Hamptons. Still, RIP old woman I didn’t know. I do know that if I got to a hundred I’d start clinging to life like Sylvester the cat on the hull of a ship; just to see if I could make to to World’s Oldest status. Imagine the free drinks, cough mixture and incontinence pads.

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:14:00 +0000

Poor Jack; doomed forever to be remembered as the hard nosed detective who took on the mighty forces of disorganised crime…