And errr she is very pretty and wears nice well-cut suits which will endear her to people like the Russians who errr don’t have terrific dress sense.

Who needs foreign policy experience anyway?

Europe is going to cause a new World War with the Russians and China - so that’s a no-go zone for her.

Australia is just too far away for her to be arsed to travel down to.

South America is only full of trees and drugs - so nothing to have chats about down there.

The Islamic countries are full of sand and too hot - and Russia and China will have them in their pockets anyway.

India will be self-sustaining in a couple of years - so nothing to do there.

Who does she need foreign policy chats with???

However I must say that I think when she sits down for dinner and a chat with girls like Merkel and Mrs Sarkozy - she will gain much foreign policy experience and gossip - and errrr I think they will all look good in photographs together.