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Tony Blair Cops Storm In Starbucks

by | 4th, September 2008

“BLAIR COP LEAVES GUN IN LOO AT STARBUCKS.”

So says the Sun’s front-page screamers. And we ask: What’s a Blair cop, and how does it differ from Christian soldier, if in any way? And should we be worried that Blair cops have guns?

And do the Blair cops plan to storm Starbucks, that sink of watery coffee and tasteless cakes, thereby reconquering the British high street with single shot, a double shot and a triple shot?

The Sun says the gun, a Glock 17 pistol, was located in the toilets of the Edgeware Road branch of Starbucks.

That is wasn’t taken by some ne’erdowell is another sign that London is awash with guns and the local hooded militia have no use of any more…



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