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Giving An Arm And A Leg For Shipwrecked

by | 4th, September 2008

SHIPWRECKED is the show whereon teenagers are cast away on two islands in the Pacific Ocean and before films crews show that wherever Brits are they like to get drunk and bitch (shagging is all off camera).

The new series is auditioning, and the Sun’s puff piece says producers are keen to feature an amputee.

This token contestant will make up three limbs or fewer of the one of the teams: the Sharks and the Tigers.

Indeed, dear readers, might it be better not to recruit by quota but to feed one islander to an actual shark or tiger and go with the remains?

Now that’s entertainment…



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