Sarah Palin Watch: Paul Routledge Pervs, Jon Gaunt’s Wimmin And Fergus Shanahan Gets Princess Anne
SARAH Palin Watch: Anorak’s look at Sarah Palin in the news…
What the tabloid columnists are saying about Sarah Palin
FERGUS SHANAHAN (The Sun): “Why, why, why can’t WE have Sarah Palin.”
Palin wants to be vice president. The UK is not a Republic. But if you want a revolution, you might get a Palin. Instead, you’ll have to make do with huntin’, shootin’, fur wearin’, sportin’ right-wing Princess Anne…
JON GAUNT: “Yanks should give thanks for Sarah”
DON’T you wish we had politicians like American Republican Sarah Palin instead of the identikit, spineless amoebas that infest Westminster?
You means women with guns? Yeah. Bring. It. On…
She’s a real gutsy, good-looking woman who is truly the epitome of the feminist dream.
Or, erm, not Jon Guant. Or not… What about Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin’s fiance?
As for her daughter’s 18-year-old boyfriend writing stupid comments on his website, which one if us wasn’t guilty of being stupid when we were teenagers?
Or in our middle years, Jon Gaunt… What was it about those feminists you like, Jon Gaunt?
A NEW report says that a concrete ceiling is stopping women getting top jobs in Britain.
What a pity they didn’t pour the concrete before Jacqui Spliff, Harriet Harman, Esther Rantzen, Hazel Blears and all the wimmin that run the Beeb got up on the roof.
Yea, wimmin, Jon Gaunt…
PAUL ROUTLEDGE (Daily Mirror): “Hurrcane Sarah has…
… arrived early, in the shape of John McCain’s US vice-presidential running mate. Gun-toting, huntin’ ‘n’ shootin’ Christian fundamentalist Sarah Palin, the governor of Alaska, bidding to become the first woman in the White House, scares me stiff. She’s only been abroad once and thinks the war in Iraq is “God’s work”.
Scary woman. Pervy man:
I couldn’t understand why she named her teenage daughter Bristol - until I saw this photograph and it all became clear.
Sarah Palin - A woman on top…
Posted: 5th, September 2008 | In: Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin, Tabloids Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 5th, 2008 at 11:10 am
The brief and unsuccessful run of sitcom themed ones. Dame Peggy Mount with her foundation garments all asunder. Now that’s what I call a woman!
September 5th, 2008 at 10:54 am
And which particular Page 3 girl did you feel looked best with glasses, a Van Dyke beard and one black tooth?
September 5th, 2008 at 10:50 am
I wasted my formative years then. I just used it to see what famous people would look like with glasses, a Van Dyke beard and one black tooth.
September 5th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Last I heard their loyal readership was down to 14 geriatrics in nursing homes, 238 Patels who only skim them because they have to sell the bloody things in their shops, and 4,000,000 teenage boys in their bedrooms getting in touch with their sexuality…
September 5th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Lady. T. isn’t even dead yet and these simpering Gauleiters are trying to replace her? I think Gaunt and Shanahan should be put on grave watch duty to prevent those of us who have already chosen our tunes and are limbering up for the big event from dancing on her grave.
They should have to stake out Maggie’s underground domicile for the rest of their natural lives (in a badly-patched up stripy Post Office tent from the 70’s) for daring to even contemplate such a thing. They’ll be decrying Hitler next, and then what will their loyal readership think of them?