Comments on: Sarah Palin Sings Jesus Is My Friend

By: Melanie Stefien

Melanie Stefien — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 18:40:43 +0000

Hi Bob,
God says that Jesus lived his life in Jerusalem, NOT Coventry or Nazareth.
Jesus was crucified in ROME, NOT Jerusalem.
After the event Christs body was tossed over the Taperian rock in Rome. This is where the Romans disposed of their trash. After their festivals they had a lot of trash to dispose of. Human Sacrifice trash. Now no one saw Jesus walking around in his old dead body. Jesus did not get his old dead body back. God says that, “Your body is trash after you die”.
Before Jesus dies God comes for him and takes him back to his HOUSE. Jesus is ressurected in his fathers House before he dies. You get a new body in Heaven, your old body is trash. Ressurection comes before Death.

God also said that Jesus’ was not Christs real name. God said that his real name is John. Christ last name is Doe. Christs real name is John Doe.

What this means is that the Savior has not come yet. The Jews seem to be closer to the truth than any other religion.

This also means, as you may have suspected is that New Testament was made up my Constantine.

Just because the Bible is not the true word of God does not mean God doesn’t exist. God is very real. More real than you are.

Gods Messanger, Melanie

By: Melanie Stefien

Melanie Stefien — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:24:10 +0000

Correction: to the meaning of First is Last and Last is First. It means that Birth is Last and Birth is First, In that order.

It also means that you haven’t been Born yet.

By: Melanie Stefien

Melanie Stefien — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:47:01 +0000

In the Spring of 2006 God sent a message. It is about the meaning of First is Last and Last is First. The message is this:
In the morning I go to Heaven. In the afternoon I live my life. In the evening I die, death.
What does this mean? It means that Birth is Last and Last is Birth. God also gives an example so that you can understand this better. Example: Mike Douglas died on his birthday, August 11. (note that Mike Douglas and Michael Douglas are two different people.

By: bob

bob — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 10:11:00 +0000

I knew that Jesus was from Coventry.
All that bullshit they taught us at school about bethlehem.
Everyones knows that bethlehem is a loony bin.

M and A

There’s one in Carmarthenshire, Bethlehem that is ,not Bedlam

By: Terry Hall

Terry Hall — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:29:40 +0000

Who cares if that is SP or not, “JESUS” that is hilarious!!!

By: Anorak

Anorak — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:54:39 +0000

Selector surely… Too Much Pressure

By: June

June — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:56:09 +0000

Where is that Hadron Collider…..

By: Anorak

Anorak — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:28:45 +0000

Jesus does two tone

By: bob

bob — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:59:23 +0000

gospel meets the specials…………………

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:00:22 +0000

I certainly hope that isn’t Sarah Palin, as it would tarnish my genuine, no-word-of-a-lie, thorough enjoyment of this video. The other guitarist should have been lauded for his fine squelched gunning riffs, not bypassed by the abrupt host. He’s obviously dabbled with the Devil’s jukebox before turning to Christian music. Is that Mike McShane posing as a backing singer?

Irregardless. A delight. A triumph. If my heart wasn’t a blackened nugget, I’d be converting myself. A keeper to be sure.

By: chenier

chenier — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:58:21 +0000

Oh Dog!

I’m going out to buy some Laguvulin, and I may be some time…