Gordon Brown Gives An Eye For his Country
WHY should we back Gordon Brown?
Because he lost an eye when he was younger and a baby when he was older.
He was also frustrated in his career by a man who reneged on a deal for a job and has holidayed in Suffolk.
Says the Sun: “Bloodied Gordon Brown will today pledge to save his Premiership with the same spirit that helped him cope with his daughter’s death and losing an eye”.
Can’t pay your mortgage? Gordon lost a child!
Prescription glasses too expensive? Gordon has on eye!
Shot to pieces in Iraq? Gordon Brown is “Bloodied”.
We could go on. But to do so would only emphasise what a selfish sod you are and how much more than you Gordon Brown has suffered….
Posted: 8th, September 2008 | In: Gordon Brown, Labour Party, Politicians, Tabloids Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 8th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
I think he saw the tears in the eyes of the Republicans when McCain told us how he was tortured.
Gordie Bruney is obviously wanting to bring tears to our eyes.
And he will if he carries on allowing Dapper Dave Lilybrand to fuck about with his Message.
Gordie! Go now - whilst you can cover your arse and keep your dignity.
Soz Gordie - but enough’s enough!
It’s Tebbit-Time! lol
September 8th, 2008 at 10:03 am
he looks pretty heavy to me….
September 8th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Used to be a Younger’s heavy or single malt man.
September 8th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Is he not a Bleeder?
September 8th, 2008 at 8:53 am
Has he not Courage?
September 8th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Do you feel his pain?
He says he shares yours.
Nice, nasty or noisome none U(nion) Lab?