Benefit TV: Jeremy Kyle Gets Britain Working
IT’S Jeremy Kyle Gets Britain Working. In between adverts for women slipping on floors, men falling off ladders and Carol Vorderman selling cheap debt, Kyle will be abusing those on benefits.
This may indeed be the break back into daytime telly Voderman’s been waiting for as she uses her tight skirt (surely massive brain? –Ed) to work out how much the layabout on stage has cost Britain‘s hard working people.
You know, the grafters, like the ones spending their day sat in a TV studio baying for blood.
The Sun reports that Kyle has been approached to front a new TV show in which he will heap shame on those who don’t work, but who get along very nicely by playing the system.
Some might call them jammy clued-up bastards. But Kyle calls them layabouts.
And news is that the Government has earmarked £400,000 to pay for out contribution to this show.
“Do you know how much it cost you get out of your pit and on stage?” asks Kyle. Vorderman holds up the correct answer.
“FOUR. HUNDRED. THOUSAND. POUNDS!”
The crowd gasps, and eats its free biscuits, drinks it free beaker of wine.
“Be a man,” says Kyle to the scrote we’ve put up in a hotel and paid to be there.
“Back after the break…”
Posted: 8th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio, Tabloids Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 12th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
After hearing Purnell’s cloned policies as per workfare, copied from the Conservative’s welfare agenda, I thought that New Labour had finally reached rock bottom. Once proud of introducing the minimum wage for all workers, Purnell now wants to sentence the long term unemployed to permanent community service until they get a job, die, retire, fall ill or get pregnant: these people will NOT receive the minimum wage for their work but, because their employer is the government, THAT doesn’t matter.
I thought that was the lowest point, a new nadir that the Labour Party had slumpted to.
And now I hear that the gocernment are going to fund the psychopathic bull Jeremy Kyle to abuse the unemployed on national daytime television! Does Gordon Brown really know who Kyle is and the kind of man he is?
Truly woeful.
September 8th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I knew that Jeremy Kyle would start his crusade soon. His show has become very personal over the years for him, that has to ben said.
He will be the Mary Whitehouse of the giro generation!
September 8th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Oh, joy; £400K of taxpayers’ dosh down the gaping hole of Kyle’s freak show.
Let’s face it, the tosser completely screwed up when it came to our Gloria…
September 8th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
ah…none of Carlin’s seven, eh? Duly noted.
September 8th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Who are these who work so tirelessly and efficiently that they have to twist and moan about their ‘ hard-earned money’ paying for Joe Dole-ite? Not one of the jobs I have had was particularly difficult, and in most I had to actively look for things to do just to stop myself from opening a vein with a letter-opener or piece of machinery just to alleviate the boredom.
All the while, colleagues wandered about with important-looking but meaningless pieces of paper on fictional errands and duties; or simply backheeled work to others and chatted idly while surfing the web on work computers. Most of the middle-management I have met were make-weights filling their days until the retirement clock was handed over…and these were the types who complained about ’scum getting paid for doing nothing’ while nipping off for twenty-five minute shits outside of break times, and eyeing up the temps at the vending machines for whole afternoons.
One stunning example of this kind of [edit] (a nameless small-busnessman for whom I had the misfortune to work) had daily rants about ‘thieving layabouts picking his pocket’. He wound up fleeing the country after diddling the taxman to the tune of 60 grand.
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M&A
Artemis
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September 8th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
…umm, what’s the point, can anybody clarify…??? apart from making Kyle and the tv company another shedload of money, that is..?
September 8th, 2008 at 11:50 am
GET A JOB…… and yes I can say that you layabout, this is my show, it says it up there, look, Jeremy Kyle’.
Bless…..
September 8th, 2008 at 10:20 am
BE A MAN!
September 8th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Hey, one stint on Jeremy Kyle and I need never work again!