Big Brother: How To Be A Strumpet, With Sara Folino
WANT to know about Big Brother Sara Folino’s “DRUGS, LESBIAN ROMPS & SEX TAPES”?
Star readers do. And so should you.
Sara Folino is featured on the paper’s front page wearing bra and knickers (matching and clean) and shouldering a whip.
Star readers are aghast. Sara – dear, dear, Sara - do you not know that the whip accompanies the saucy jodhpurs shot, possibly with a suck on a straw of hay?
The bra and knickers needs only a cheeky grin or a hand across the chest.
Sara has much to learn in the art of tabloid strumpetry. Inside, and Sara is dressed in a new knickers and bra set, and the talk is of a “sex tape”.
Sara is running before she can walk. Next she’ll be telling us about her drugs past, lipstick lesbianism and - get this – is an “Angelina Jolie look-alike”….
Build your career with little steps, Sara. Little steps…
Posted: 8th, September 2008 | In: Back pages Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 28th, 2008 at 10:39 am
She is a young girl, enjoying her life. The sex tape may not, or may, be something she wants made public. I would bet that she will be OK with the latter once she sees how much money she will get from it.
We will have it when it is available.
September 8th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Better not let Artemis see this item Anorak or she will pull it for S&M references and probably give you a right telling off too.
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M&A
Artemis
The Real Stig,
The post you are referring to was copied at the time, in its unedited form, to all my fellow Moderators, the Site Administrator, and the Site Owner, Anorak himself.
September 8th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
But I thought it was supposed to a stitch-up; I distinctly remember you reporting that Sara had wanted Big Bruv to declare war on China for not holding the Olympics at the right time of day.
Or was that Sarah Palin?
The hair mousse thickens…