Comments on: Credit Crunch: Too Fairy Cuts Costs And Death By Crunch http://www.anorak.co.uk/189552/tabloids/credit-crunch-too-fairy-cuts-costs-and-death-by-crunch.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:23:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: magnetite http://www.anorak.co.uk/189552/tabloids/credit-crunch-too-fairy-cuts-costs-and-death-by-crunch.html/comment-page-1#comment-376934 magnetite Mon, 08 Sep 2008 18:18:51 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189552#comment-376934 Spare a thought for the Zimbabwean children who go to sleep prone - dreamy smiles upon their faces, dreams of sweeties in their sleeping heads - who awake in a seated position reminiscent of John Merrick near the end, with hundreds of useless banknotes stuffed beneath their pillow; banknotes with which they can't even buy enough sweets to rot a tiny pinprick hole in their molars. That's if you can even GET sweets in Zimbabwe any more. Spare a thought for the Zimbabwean children who go to sleep prone - dreamy smiles upon their faces, dreams of sweeties in their sleeping heads - who awake in a seated position reminiscent of John Merrick near the end, with hundreds of useless banknotes stuffed beneath their pillow; banknotes with which they can’t even buy enough sweets to rot a tiny pinprick hole in their molars. That’s if you can even GET sweets in Zimbabwe any more.

]]> By: Saul http://www.anorak.co.uk/189552/tabloids/credit-crunch-too-fairy-cuts-costs-and-death-by-crunch.html/comment-page-1#comment-376823 Saul Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:48:33 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189552#comment-376823 That Mr Tee-ah ti-me, is a thieving B****ard. That Mr Tee-ah ti-me, is a thieving B****ard.

]]> By: June http://www.anorak.co.uk/189552/tabloids/credit-crunch-too-fairy-cuts-costs-and-death-by-crunch.html/comment-page-1#comment-376806 June Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:36:03 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189552#comment-376806 Wait til you have grandchildren and talk about hyperinflation a £5 a tooth? Wait til you have grandchildren and talk about hyperinflation a £5 a tooth?

]]> By: coolandcalm http://www.anorak.co.uk/189552/tabloids/credit-crunch-too-fairy-cuts-costs-and-death-by-crunch.html/comment-page-1#comment-376796 coolandcalm Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:28:56 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189552#comment-376796 Well I was obviously overcharged when I had to cough up £1 twenty odd years ago! Did I really fall for the 'the tooth fairy leaves everyone at school a pound'? I shall demand a refund. Well I was obviously overcharged when I had to cough up £1 twenty odd years ago! Did I really fall for the ‘the tooth fairy leaves everyone at school a pound’? I shall demand a refund.

]]> By: June http://www.anorak.co.uk/189552/tabloids/credit-crunch-too-fairy-cuts-costs-and-death-by-crunch.html/comment-page-1#comment-376770 June Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:04:42 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189552#comment-376770 Its the Euro, kids get one Euro per tooth..... Its the Euro, kids get one Euro per tooth…..

]]> By: bob http://www.anorak.co.uk/189552/tabloids/credit-crunch-too-fairy-cuts-costs-and-death-by-crunch.html/comment-page-1#comment-376718 bob Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:05:51 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189552#comment-376718 The solution is simple, fairies should unionise and standardise. That is unless the wizards have clamped down on this kind of work related organisation, ala Walmart. Free economy sucks Socialism rulez, OK! The solution is simple, fairies should unionise and standardise. That is unless the wizards have clamped down on this kind of work related organisation, ala Walmart.
Free economy sucks
Socialism rulez, OK!

]]> By: magnetite http://www.anorak.co.uk/189552/tabloids/credit-crunch-too-fairy-cuts-costs-and-death-by-crunch.html/comment-page-1#comment-376714 magnetite Mon, 08 Sep 2008 13:58:58 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189552#comment-376714 What kind of awful cheapskate short-changes their own loinfruit like this? It's not as if they have endless sets of teeth, and cash-strapped parents must remortgage their homes to pay for 19 year old Tarquin's chompers, hoping against hope the he'll hurry up and move out before they have to sell gran into white slavery for more chomper money? "We can only put 87p under his pillow this time, darling." "Don't worry about it. I've been watering down his insulin for two years anyway." What kind of awful cheapskate short-changes their own loinfruit like this? It’s not as if they have endless sets of teeth, and cash-strapped parents must remortgage their homes to pay for 19 year old Tarquin’s chompers, hoping against hope the he’ll hurry up and move out before they have to sell gran into white slavery for more chomper money?

“We can only put 87p under his pillow this time, darling.”
“Don’t worry about it. I’ve been watering down his insulin for two years anyway.”

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/189552/tabloids/credit-crunch-too-fairy-cuts-costs-and-death-by-crunch.html/comment-page-1#comment-376655 chenier Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:46:41 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189552#comment-376655 Hanging's too good for 'em, Hadron 'em! Hanging’s too good for ‘em, Hadron ‘em!

]]> By: dairy http://www.anorak.co.uk/189552/tabloids/credit-crunch-too-fairy-cuts-costs-and-death-by-crunch.html/comment-page-1#comment-376652 dairy Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:45:54 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189552#comment-376652 how do they get to 87p....? how do they get to 87p….?

]]> By: Anorak http://www.anorak.co.uk/189552/tabloids/credit-crunch-too-fairy-cuts-costs-and-death-by-crunch.html/comment-page-1#comment-376648 Anorak Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:44:33 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189552#comment-376648 SCUM! SCUM!

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/189552/tabloids/credit-crunch-too-fairy-cuts-costs-and-death-by-crunch.html/comment-page-1#comment-376634 chenier Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:28:26 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189552#comment-376634 Who knew? Those dastardly villains at Opec have even snatched our kids teeth on the cheap! Who knew?

Those dastardly villains at Opec have even snatched our kids teeth on the cheap!

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