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Wayne Rooney’s Non-Sequitur Of The Day

by | 9th, September 2008

WAYNE Rooney, we and readers of the News of the World learn, is “at it five times a night”.

It turns out to be “playing FIFA ’08”, a video game that features a picture of Wayne in full rant on the cover.

After that coincidence (surely shameless plug? – ed), the NOTW then delivers one of the best non-sequiturs ever:

And it’s music that scores. Wayne has radio station Galaxy blaring in the car on the way to training—and a Stereophonics CD on the way back. Presumably it doesn’t affect him taking corners!

Anyone care to explain?



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