Comments on: Wayne Rooney’s Non-Sequitur Of The Day

By: Percy Stilton

Percy Stilton — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 08:42:33 +0000

I knew he must be up someones backside to get picked to play for England,even with a broken foot. Michael Owen take note…..you have got to learn to bend it like Beckham ….& Rooney.

By: Bob Holness

Bob Holness — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 08:41:18 +0000

Perhaps the corner thing is some “ingenious” play on the fact that cars go around corners and football players take corner kicks.

By: Percy Stilton

Percy Stilton — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 08:30:36 +0000

Anorak is your cryptic message trying to tell me that Wayne is bent?……
When? Where? How?

By: Anorak

Anorak — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 08:23:05 +0000

Corners? Why? How?

By: Percy Stilton

Percy Stilton — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 08:22:57 +0000

…and if Wayne don’t believe that wanking makes you go blind …then he should get Colleen to read him out his scoring stats for England….it might make a pleasant change to playing with himself.

By: Percy Stilton

Percy Stilton — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 08:15:03 +0000

Do the these P.R. propagandists think that men are dumb, we all know what Wanky Wayne is really doing when he tells Colleen he can’t come to bed yet cos he is trying to score against Andorra on Fifa ‘08. He is really slipping on a dirty DVD, ” Grannies with Gonorrhea”, and having a quick fiddle with his joystick.