Comments on: The Large Hadron Collider Has Killed Everyone http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:06:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Ranjan http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-3#comment-387740 Ranjan Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:27:40 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-387740 nature cant Chage-buddist nature cant Chage-buddist

]]> By: Plug hole http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-3#comment-378798 Plug hole Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:49:36 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-378798 What was really worrying was the fact that the guy doing the countdown was a guy I went to school with - a nerd that loved physics - well I guess he's laughing at us now.....5....4....3...2...1....nothing! Ha ha ha! What was really worrying was the fact that the guy doing the countdown was a guy I went to school with - a nerd that loved physics - well I guess he’s laughing at us now…..5….4….3…2…1….nothing! Ha ha ha!

]]> By: Gloria Smudd http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-2#comment-378622 Gloria Smudd Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:50:32 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-378622 It was the chosen date for the start of these experiments which struck me as someone's fiendish little joke: 10/09/08 - it's just like the start of a sinister countdown- goodness how those witty physicists must be chuckling! 10/09/08 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ..... BANG!? It was the chosen date for the start of these experiments which struck me as someone’s fiendish little joke: 10/09/08 - it’s just like the start of a sinister countdown- goodness how those witty physicists must be chuckling! 10/09/08 … 7 … 6 … 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 ….. BANG!?

]]> By: Pam http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-2#comment-378311 Pam Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:40:30 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-378311 While the various news reports have adjusted the reported severities of today's earthquakes in Chile, Iran, Japan, and Indonesia, I don't believe any have connected them with the LHD; and this is (Oh, how to say it?) really meant to be a humorous site, you see, and not a therapeutic exercise. While the various news reports have adjusted the reported severities of today’s earthquakes in Chile, Iran, Japan, and Indonesia, I don’t believe any have connected them with the LHD; and this is (Oh, how to say it?) really meant to be a humorous site, you see, and not a therapeutic exercise.

]]> By: coco http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-2#comment-378310 coco Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:33:34 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-378310 Professor Pam Wot Professes to Know Everything about Everything Says: September 11th, 2008 at 2:07 am Um, I’m sure it’s just a coincidence, but has anyone else noticed that there have been four 6.5+ magnitude earthquakes scattered around the globe in the last eight hours? Is that normal? ...................................................................... I'm sure that all the people who have logged it and flashed out news items on it to thousands of people have noticed it - which is why this daft poster knows about it! Or are we supposed to think that she has ESP and a super-duper early warning sysytem that all the Earth-Quaker Monitors don't already have? lol Professor Pam Wot Professes to Know Everything about Everything Says:

September 11th, 2008 at 2:07 am
Um, I’m sure it’s just a coincidence, but has anyone else noticed that there have been four 6.5+ magnitude earthquakes scattered around the globe in the last eight hours? Is that normal?
…………………………………………………………….

I’m sure that all the people who have logged it and flashed out news items on it to thousands of people have noticed it - which is why this daft poster knows about it!

Or are we supposed to think that she has ESP and a super-duper early warning sysytem that all the Earth-Quaker Monitors don’t already have? lol

]]> By: Pam http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-2#comment-378305 Pam Thu, 11 Sep 2008 01:07:57 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-378305 Um, I'm sure it's just a coincidence, but has anyone else noticed that there have been four 6.5+ magnitude earthquakes scattered around the globe in the last eight hours? Is that normal? Um, I’m sure it’s just a coincidence, but has anyone else noticed that there have been four 6.5+ magnitude earthquakes scattered around the globe in the last eight hours? Is that normal?

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-2#comment-378248 chenier Wed, 10 Sep 2008 22:45:14 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-378248 I'm fairly sure Clapton isn't into physics, though I may be wrong there, but, if we have to go, what better way than waiting for the man... I’m fairly sure Clapton isn’t into physics, though I may be wrong there, but, if we have to go, what better way than waiting for the man…

]]> By: Plug hole http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-2#comment-378224 Plug hole Wed, 10 Sep 2008 22:33:10 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-378224 Well first of all the collision hasn't taken place yet I don't think - well it's hard to tell as they are keeping that a bit quiet. But they have switched the lights on and that works fine. But I am a little confused as to how they got to the assumption that everything would be okay when the collision happens based on a theory by Stephen Hawkins. I was happy when they convinced me that there is nothing happening that hasn't already happened like the suns particles reaching the Earth for example and that it is the same energy as a light bulb. Oh how I laughed at how silly people were for thinking that would be dangerous. But then someone mentioned that they think they might create a mini black hole with the collision. Okay so now I'm not laughing. Oh but the energy of a mini black hole won't last and in a millisecond it will die. Ha ha I'm laughing again. Or so we theorise. What? Well apparantly Stephen Hawkins says it will die but some people think it might not and it might grow bigger and bigger and in 4 hours turn the Earth inside out and suck us all up into a gigantic black hole. Okay...now I'm crying....really I'm crying....and you want us to trust a theory? These are scientists who won't take our word for it when we tell them that there are other dimensions and that God exists - they are doing an experiment to find him themselves - find God? That will be quite a powerful collision when a group of theorising scientists come face to face with God! And now one of those scientists has recieved a death threat? What? what? what? You mean someone has threatened to wipe out his very existence? How could they. How awful! Terrible! Hang on a minute isn't that what these scientists have been threatening to do to us all day? Let me get this right - if the experiment goes wrong we will all die and if it goes right we won't die and the scientist won't have to be killed. So who is having the death threat again? US???? Look is there any way that someone can turn the dial on that big machine and set it so that the mini black hole will only suck up bored atheist scientists - oh thankyou God! Well first of all the collision hasn’t taken place yet I don’t think - well it’s hard to tell as they are keeping that a bit quiet.
But they have switched the lights on and that works fine.
But I am a little confused as to how they got to the assumption that everything would be okay when the collision happens based on a theory by Stephen Hawkins.
I was happy when they convinced me that there is nothing happening that hasn’t already happened like the suns particles reaching the Earth for example and that it is the same energy as a light bulb. Oh how I laughed at how silly people were for thinking that would be dangerous.
But then someone mentioned that they think they might create a mini black hole with the collision. Okay so now I’m not laughing.
Oh but the energy of a mini black hole won’t last and in a millisecond it will die.
Ha ha I’m laughing again.
Or so we theorise.
What?
Well apparantly Stephen Hawkins says it will die but some people think it might not and it might grow bigger and bigger and in 4 hours turn the Earth inside out and suck us all up into a gigantic black hole.
Okay…now I’m crying….really I’m crying….and you want us to trust a theory?
These are scientists who won’t take our word for it when we tell them that there are other dimensions and that God exists - they are doing an experiment to find him themselves - find God? That will be quite a powerful collision when a group of theorising scientists come face to face with God!
And now one of those scientists has recieved a death threat?
What? what? what?
You mean someone has threatened to wipe out his very existence? How could they.
How awful! Terrible!
Hang on a minute isn’t that what these scientists have been threatening to do to us all day?
Let me get this right - if the experiment goes wrong we will all die and if it goes right we won’t die and the scientist won’t have to be killed.
So who is having the death threat again?
US????
Look is there any way that someone can turn the dial on that big machine and set it so that the mini black hole will only suck up bored atheist scientists - oh thankyou God!

]]> By: Reshi http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-2#comment-378123 Reshi Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:02:36 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-378123 Oh dear kiddlywinks, i didn't realise actual people believed the LHC would kill us all....i thought that was just my 8 year old brother's anxious friend haha Oh dear kiddlywinks, i didn’t realise actual people believed the LHC would kill us all….i thought that was just my 8 year old brother’s anxious friend haha

]]> By: anaheim flash http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-2#comment-378106 anaheim flash Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:39:32 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-378106 Were we more worried about the 'Black Hole' or the 'Millenium' ? Were we more worried about the ‘Black Hole’ or the ‘Millenium’ ?

]]> By: coolandcalm http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-2#comment-377994 coolandcalm Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:44:47 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-377994 Pam :lol: Pam :lol:

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-2#comment-377972 chenier Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:32:25 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-377972 And may I say that I admire your willingness to put your life on hold, and possibly sample the delights of Turkish prison cuisine, without so much as a 5 year extradition battle or an appeal to Strasbourg! Any chance of you bringing back some duty frees? And may I say that I admire your willingness to put your life on hold, and possibly sample the delights of Turkish prison cuisine, without so much as a 5 year extradition battle or an appeal to Strasbourg!

Any chance of you bringing back some duty frees?

]]> By: Saul http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-2#comment-377969 Saul Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:18:40 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-377969 You know me, if they want a reconstruction, who am I to refuse. You know me, if they want a reconstruction, who am I to refuse.

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-2#comment-377968 chenier Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:16:34 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-377968 Saul, My heart goes out to you. Forced by a cruel and insensitive judiciary to trot back to somewhere warm... Saul,

My heart goes out to you.

Forced by a cruel and insensitive judiciary to trot back to somewhere warm…

]]> By: Pam http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-2#comment-377964 Pam Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:09:23 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-377964 Oh, wow! So Coco really DOES have children? Oh, wow! So Coco really DOES have children?

]]> By: Saul http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-2#comment-377963 Saul Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:06:54 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-377963 Right then, time to pack my Pratchetts. A recent court ruling means I have to return some Sand. Right then, time to pack my Pratchetts. A recent court ruling means I have to return some Sand.

]]> By: coolandcalm http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-2#comment-377946 coolandcalm Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:43:15 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-377946 Has the Big Bang banged? yet nothing happened? wow, did I start smoking + drinking (again) for nothing? The crack and heroin didn't tempt me though.. someone had nicked it by the time I got back to dig it up....... Has the Big Bang banged? yet nothing happened? wow, did I start smoking + drinking (again) for nothing?
The crack and heroin didn’t tempt me though.. someone had nicked it by the time I got back to dig it up…….

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-2#comment-377938 chenier Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:37:03 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-377938 I believe that Death of Rats is also entitled to the odd EEK... I believe that Death of Rats is also entitled to the odd EEK…

]]> By: sammy J http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-2#comment-377934 sammy J Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:34:49 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-377934 Damn it! I thought the afterlife would be different! I have to spend eternity living my dull life..... it just doesn't seem fair! Oh, hang on. We're still alive aren't we? Doh! Damn it! I thought the afterlife would be different! I have to spend eternity living my dull life….. it just doesn’t seem fair!
Oh, hang on. We’re still alive aren’t we?
Doh!

]]> By: dairy http://www.anorak.co.uk/189676/tabloids/the-large-hadron-collider-has-killed-everyone.html/comment-page-2#comment-377893 dairy Wed, 10 Sep 2008 12:51:08 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=189676#comment-377893 I thought it was only Death who spoke in CAPITALS....? I thought it was only Death who spoke in CAPITALS….?

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