Up And Atom: The Large Hadron Collider Sex Aide
HOW was the Large Hadron Collider for you? Did it being out the Devil?
The Star says that at 8:30 yesterday the machine was switched on, at the exact time when “couples around the globe” staged their own earth-moving experiments.
Yes, 8:30. Or, as the Sun says, “8.33”.
Yesterday the Star told us it was 8:15…
Old Mr Anorak would like to apologies to all commuters, passing schoolchildren and interested pets who passed the window of And So To Bed furniture store at 8:16 yesterday morning where he and his current flame where road testing the facilities…
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September 11th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Did anyone see the black hole ?
September 11th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Nothing less
September 11th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Vagina envy?
September 11th, 2008 at 11:20 am
get me one , too . Please
September 11th, 2008 at 10:52 am
I really wish that Anokra would use another picture; for some reason this one reminds me of a donut.
A large donut, admittedly, but a donut nevertheless.
One which I do not possess and therefore cannot eat.
Bugger it, I need to go shopping…
September 11th, 2008 at 10:46 am
CURRENT flame! How dare he!
Right! That’s him and de Niro down the pan!
Just Matt Damon to let me down now - and then I’m off to a piggery with my new lip-stick!