Sabina Guzzanti Faces Jail For Sending Pope To Poofter Hell
SABINA Guzzanti faces five years in jail.
Guzzanti’s alleged crimes are covered by the terms of the “Lateran Treaty, a 1929 agreement between Italy and the Vatican that says an insult to the Pope shall carry the same penalty as an insult to the Italian president”.
You know, the swarthy midget with the bandana hair and voice like hot moist hands on a nun’s thigh. No, not the Hitler Youth German, the other one.
At a July rally in Rome’s Piazza Navona, Guzzanti told the crowd that within 20 years Italian teachers would be vetted and chosen by the Vatican.
Pedagogues. No, not paedos. Pedagogues. She then added:
“But then within twenty years the Pope will be where he ought to be, in Hell, tormented by great big poofter devils — and very active ones, not passive ones.”
Poofter? It seems unlikely that Guzzanti was addressing the crowd in English, and used the word poofter. And we are left wondering if the poofter is the translator’s work, and if that person previously functioned as a translator for It Ain’t Alf Hot Mum, Are You Being Served? and any number of 1970s British sitcoms featuring an effete character.
But is the devil a poofter? And is hell being chased by aman in a cravatte oozing innuendo and saying “cheeky” as you beg for mercy and seek escape?
Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 12th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Opus Dei use boiling olive oil as a lubricant….extra virgin of course.
September 12th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
They’re all Opus Dei loons now. I think they’re supposed to use Swarfega or something.
September 12th, 2008 at 9:02 am
Poofter Devils or Pervy Priests….which ever way he bends it seems like the Pope is going to get buggered….its a terrible price to pay for being Holier than thou.
The Vatican should invest in Vaseline
September 12th, 2008 at 7:17 am
Active Poofter Devils? I’ve got a few of their albums. They went downhill when Belzebubbles left the band though.
September 12th, 2008 at 5:04 am
If all the poofters are in Hell and the Devil is one of them then surely the Pope’s right and wont be joining them… or have I missed something…????
Despite having the Pope on my wall (no really - I do) - I think you should be allowed to slag him off. He’s a world figure, he tells people how to live - he shouldn’t be protected from insults… anyway he wont notice, he’ll be too busy trying on his new Prada shoes.
September 12th, 2008 at 12:39 am
how strange.
September 11th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
No, to both.