Police Log: Virgin Tramp Murders Linda McCartney
POLICE LOG: Crime in the news…
Virgin Tramps’s Linda McCarntey Buffet
Mark Armstrong, 34, crept on to a London-bound Virgin Express while it was stopped at Preston’s railway station overnight, and helped himself to the freshly restocked buffet.
Desperate times…
The drunken thief, who walked on to the unlocked train at around 4.30am on Monday, pocketed five bottles of Beefeater gin, eight bottles of Vladivar vodka and five bottles of Teacher’s whisky before downing six more mini bottles of vodka…
A hearty breakfast, indeed…
The hungry thief then chose a packet of Linda McCartney sausages and some bacon and cooked it for himself in the buffet cart.
Linda McCartney and bacon…?! The swine. Send the man down….
Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Food & Fat, Police Log, Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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