Comments on: Mother Steals Daughter’s ID To Be School Cheerleader

By: chenier

chenier — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 09:20:25 +0000

Life’s a bitch.

Back to the drawing board, eh?

You could probably get away with the transparent eyed bit, at a pinch…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 06:01:21 +0000

Well, there goes the beautiful transparent-eyed half-woman, half duck billed platypus amoral-yet-caring sidekick to my protagonist.

By: chenier

chenier — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 19:52:57 +0000

I’m glad you found it; Rex Stout must have been a remarkably brave man to deliver that to the ranks of the faithful.

I think there is gay fanfiction about any character in the known universe; I did wonder whether JKR outing Dumbledore was by way of a riposte to the swarms of eager writers.

I do commend to you the Mary Sue questionaire as an ever present help in time of trouble…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 19:33:35 +0000

Irene Adler? Please keep your chair. Some search that was. Via the Harvard College Library and into the depth of the ‘net. Thanks, chenier. Now I see there is gay Holmes fanfiction. The literati, eh? Worse than Deviantart regulars.

By: chenier

chenier — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 18:47:59 +0000

Gender distinctions abound.

My present favourite is Rex Stout’s speech to the Baker St Irregulars, in which he demonstrated, beyond reasonable doubt, that Dr Watson was in fact a woman…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 18:38:39 +0000

chenier, all men should be uissued with one at 14, as all girls should be issued with a personal taser.

and bob, you’re right there. I watched heartwarming Bruce Willis flick ‘The Kid’ earlier. Bruce was coaching his 8-year old self on how to win a fight against a bully. He then watched the resulting turnaround of both their fortunes from just beyond the school fence. Outside of celluloid, he’d be in the back of a patrol car in seconds, mumbling “but he’s me!” while the officers flipped a coin to see which would get to beat him senseless first.

By: bob

bob — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 18:26:48 +0000

If a bloke did that, he’d be facing the far more serious charge of peodophilia because no one would have believed a yarn like Wendy Brown has spun here.

By: chenier

chenier — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 18:24:14 +0000

Do people still have briar pipes?

I thought that perhaps men smoking pipes were a vanished breed…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 18:16:59 +0000

The girl on the left is a man is disguise. Another fraud the school overlooked until his shaving kit and briar pipe fell out of his pocket at a sleepover.

By: Even Better

Even Better — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 18:03:41 +0000

Well I guess the cheerleader on the right pooped her bloomers…look at her back spot’s face

By: The Real Stig

The Real Stig — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:51:30 +0000

You got the wrong story, Anorak - the girl on the left is not wearing any knickers - that is far more interesting.