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Celebrity News Of The Day: Vernon Kaye Is Not Dead:

by | 15th, September 2008

GORDON Smart, the celebrity hack styled to look like a suburban estate agent – thus combining two despised professions in one body – brings news that Vernon Kaye is not dead.

Smart says a “sad act with nothing better to do” wrote on tall TV presenter Kaye’s Wikipedia page of a tragic accident. Ah, Wikiepdia, where celebrity journalits look to for news.

Smart, who has nothing better to do, reproduces the entire false entry – Kaye falls off a yacht in Greece and dies – and then says it’s untrue.

Vernon Kaye is alive. It’s a Gordon Smart scoop.

Tomorrow: Ant ‘n’ Dec: Not Dead.

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