Barack Obama Is A Half-Breed Muslin

BARACK Obama is a half-breed Muslin.

Says one Andy Lacasse, signwriter and half-breed Muslin sniffer:

“I got nothing good to say about Obama. If I see anybody touching that sign, I got a club sitting right over there.”

More naked Muslins after the jump…

Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Barack Obama, Photojournalism, Politicians, Race For The White House Comments (15) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink

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http://M chenier

And then there is the really, really expensive muslin which clothed Jane Austen’s heroines, but I’m pretty sure that Obama is not given to diving into a lake to display his muscles…
http://magnetite.blogspot.com/ magnetite

I no longer care which of them gets into power now. The “half-breed muslin” or the moose-shootin’ Hockey mom who will be thrust into power when McCain keels over. Undoubtedly, either will tick this fellow off so much that he ups and leaves the land of the free. I hear Antarctica will be reasonably habitable in a few years time. Just watch out for the Mountains of Madness, Mr. Lacasse.
http://magnetite.blogspot.com/ magnetite

In fact, I’m not finished with this yet. I have two beautiful “half-breed” Muslim nieces, who I’d gladly give my life to protect from the likes of this backward knuckle-dragger. I presume he’s only got a club because even in America they’ll not permit a world-class idiot like this to handle a gun – so instead he has to use something that 30,000 years ago his almost-duplicate would have had for defending his cave against ‘dem outside’.

I wish you no ill, Mr. Lacasse; but I’m overjoyed not to be your neighbour. If today hadn’t kicked me in the teeth a few times too many, I’d be doing f**king cartwheels at that simple geographical fortuity.
http://M chenier

I am sorry to hear that today has kicked you in the teeth; by my reckoning there is another 15 minutes to go.

As you know, Anorka doesn’t worry overmuch about spelling; Mr Lacasse has humiliated himself by his use of a term like ‘half-breed’.

And yes, the word ‘club’ really is a knuckle dragger…
http://magnetite.blogspot.com/ magnetite

Thank you for your sympathy (empathy? consideration? words are hard to grasp after listening to the tracks Any colour you like and Brain damage twice more at full volume in the headphones, shivers racing up my spine into my hindbrain) chenier, it is appreciated. The dismay at discovering that I can’t buy The World Cup – A Captain’s Tale – even on VHS – without shelling out a king’s ransom even for a second-hand copy; coupled with the Dispatches documentary on what is in my wine earlier didn’t help.

However, Three men in a boat is on Beeb2 now, and no doubt by tomorrow I’ll be back to my usual cracked, slightly inebriated self. Then I’ll go and see see how No:1 Son is doing.

(sideways smiley face made with punctuation marks)
http://M chenier

And with a minutes to go, allow me to direct you to Eric Clapton, and Mark Knopfler playing something which might cheer you up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtegLttnquY
http://magnetite.blogspot.com/ magnetite

Apt…and efficacious in raising a smile. “…its all gonna be peaches and cream..”

Dave Gilmour was just on Three men in a boat. Spooky, but almost as welcome as your pointer and link were. Ta muchly.
http://M chenier

I have always liked the bit about the tambourine, but we have a good follow up in Sunshine of Your Love, for when it’s getting near dawn…
http://magnetite.blogspot.com/ magnetite

I can’t be awake at dawn. That’s when the local off-licence cum newsagent opens. I’ll wind up outside No:1′s exes house calling him out to brawl, even though it transpires she did the breaking up. You, girl, are what is called a bad influence. Another good song though.
http://M chenier

Good thought; I must have overlooked that problem.

Well that really leaves only track for a day which has been doing you head in, so good night:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xhYk9PEmXA
http://magnetite.blogspot.com/ magnetite

I listen to that and Embryonic Journey at least once a month just to recall my spaced-out twenties (and thirties…and, in all honesty, a good portion of last month). I’ll probably be awake at dawn anyway, as little ‘un will be calling in from her portion of the week in the care of her mater shortly after then. Don’t go on my account, and I promise that if I go silent it is because I have toppled forward onto the keyboard in a dead faint. You’re a star. Cheers for the cheer.
David

And I’m a halfbreed Italian or Welshman.. (the other half)
SO WHAT!
Manny

Does anyone else realize that this guy is a registered Democrat and Hillary supporter? Just thought you’d like to know that since pretty much all media outlets reporting this story fail to mention that. Gee, I wonder why?
Elmoseviltwin

Am I the only one who finds it ironic that muslin is often white?

And, really, making threats to the general public via news interview? Well, guess what? I don’t care that you “got a club,” I’m coming down to Florida to kick your a**! Okay, well, maybe not, since I’m quite a few states away from Florida, but consider your a** kicked, Mr. Lacasse!
asslover

oh man.. i just took a shit.

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