
“Silly, billy Lily Allen. Here she is trolling off to have her passport picture taken. And what has she taken the time and trouble to do? Wear these ridiculous high heels, that’s what… But hang on, Lily, 23, can’t be wearing these towering monstrosities for the paparazzi, can she?” – Daily Star’s goss girls
There are two pictures of Lily, one of her head - which may save her the need for passport shots should the others not work out…
Posted: 17th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Lily Allen Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 18th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
…like father like daughter then, eh…?
September 17th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
I remember when he stormed off a late night C4 discussion show (the name of which sank in the waters of Lethe years ago) after getting p*seed out of his head. he’s the kind of little bloke you just know would kerb-stamp your teeth out if you got on the wrong side of him.
September 17th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
As long as she’s wearing shoes and not making records I’m happy.
September 17th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Why should you?
I’m fairly sure the Sherriff of Nottingham doesn’t make house calls…
September 17th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I couldn’t find any picachewers on the Goss Girls section of the Star’s site. Were they the stiletto kind (for an arm’s length roundhouse with one grasped in hand delivering a temple-penetrating blow to a luckless paparazzo) or chunky platform-type things (for a good prolonged bludgeoning while the rest click away at while making disgusting noises of encouragement and satisfaction)?
I think dad Keith should accompany her for a while to drive the jackals off. I’m effing scared of him, and I’ve never even met him.
September 17th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Particularly in agony.
But how soon they forget; it was just the other day that the Daily Wail was warning us of the horrors of f*ck me shoes:
‘‘The hidden cost to your body of those crucial extra inches’.
September 17th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
A girl and her shoes must never be parted- and when all else fails at least her feet look good even if in agony.