Mother Russia Dentonates Father Of All Bombs
HEAR that? That’s Mother Russia detonating the Father of all Bombs.
On 11 September 2007 the Russian military announced that it had tested what it called the “Father of All Bombs“.
Russia says their Father of All Bombs is four times more powerful than the American “Mother Of All Bombs.”
If the Mother of all Bombs and the Father of all Bombs are donated at the same time at the same place, Dr Robert Winston estimates that the resultant Children of all Bombs will be the Orphans of all Bombs…
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September 18th, 2008 at 1:51 am
Free Market capitalism is all about boom and bust… and boom again… so loses aren’t failures, they’re part of the pattern.
September 17th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
I’m not sure I would call $441 billion in credit default swaps the enemy within; more than three-quarters were held by European banks.
I can certainly see why the Feds would want to nationalise AIG, but it’s not exactly a triumph of free market capitalism, is it?
September 17th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Innit. There’s more threat to our society’s development from the enemy within than there is from the rag-tag bunch of Islamic terrorists and this ex-KGB cabal, who couldn’t wipe out said Islamic terrorists back in the 1980s, largely because our goverments were supporting them.
Rabble, rabble, rabble.
September 17th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Quite right too; who needs commies when the Feds are practising Socialism, 21st century style?
September 17th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Putin’s, and his bitch president’s Russia is coming across like the disruptive “They’re just attention seeking, ignore them and they’ll stop it” kid in the classroom. A somewhat bigger bomb of the usual explosives, how f**king inventive! And there was me thinking Russia was still stuck in the past technologically and politically.
The trouble with all this belligerent, geo-political rhetoric is that it’s bullshit. Russia ISN’T a superpower, our national energy suppliers were gonna inflate prices extortionately anyway because they’re bastards, and it’s all just a scape goat for, and distraction from, real issues.
Those damn commies!
September 17th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Mother Russia? Father Bomb? Uncle Joe’s corpse sits up at the Kremlin Wall Necropolis…eager to see his favourite relatives again.
September 17th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
And what is Bruce Willis going to do about it?
September 17th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
…so why the Hell are we worrying about the global markets when the Russians are using Jupiter to test-drive their bombs?
September 17th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Presumably a very long way away, since it’s taken this long for the sound to reach us…