Comments on: Anal Registration For Softball Team

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:12:34 +0000

firestar, If I was a proctologist my pub quiz team name would always be ‘The Barking Spiders’…if I dared admit to my profession in public.

Pam, good job it wasn’t Prince Albert County. That’d be a different kind of photocopying hijinx. There the temptation is to press enlarge/zoom a few times before hitting ‘copy’.

By: firestar

firestar — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:22:26 +0000

come to think of it, it was the last time i realised it as well.

By: firestar

firestar — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:21:51 +0000

that was the first time i’d ever realised that people have their arseholes measursed.

never found out why either.

By: firestar

firestar — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:20:47 +0000

when i worked at sheffield uni there was a job on the internal board for electronic anal measurement in the proctology dept or whatever it was.

sometimes wish i’d gone for it just to have it on my cv.

By: Pam

Pam — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:28:43 +0000

The ad is for Prince George county, so it’s probably not a typo.

By: dairy

dairy — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:25:19 +0000

the team photo would be interesting then….?

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:51:51 +0000

I think it’s like a fingerprint, diary. Sit on photocopier for the coach. One at a time! It’s not a race! Jones, stop blowing kisses at it!

I’d like to see that technology come to CSI Miami.

By: dairy

dairy — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:25:22 +0000

…I think it’s all a bit of a cheek….

By: dairy

dairy — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:24:51 +0000

…how does one register one’s anus, as a matter of interest….?

By: yampster

yampster — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:30:17 +0000

Will they have to take down their particulars

(The word ‘Matron’ is considered obligato by some in the preceding text)

By: chenier

chenier — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:19:50 +0000

I do hope not…