Lily Allen’s Colonic Irrigation
LILY Allen News Of The Day: Lily’s arse…
LILY Allen has booked herself in for a session of colonic irrigation this afternoon” – Gordon Smart, The Sun
More Lily Allen news tomorrow…
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September 19th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
…more like typhoid - she’s pandemic at the moment and for no explicable reason….
September 19th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Lily Allen is a force of tabloid nature - stay tuned…
September 19th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
The doctor said, “Miss Allen. Take off your SHOES and CLOTHES.”
“But then how will the papers know it’s me?” she replied.
September 19th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Watershed! Oh, god. If I laugh any more today I’ll have one of my own. Watershed that is…
[Anorak is pretty earthy today mind you. Is it silly season already?]
September 19th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Thank you, June.
I am going to have lunch, and I may be some time…
September 19th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
or during it….
September 19th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Wow!
I really don’t know how to say this, but can’t we have a watershed?
Along the lines of no colonic irrigation before lunch?
Unless, of course, it’s the patented Anorka Can’t Fail Diet Plan, in which case we should be charging people to read these threads…