Comments on: McCain Is Healthier Than Obama

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 14:03:27 +0000

I think with Dick Cheney still alive all Republication nominees have to be coated in Teflon to prevent ‘accidental’ shootings. Maybe the ‘first dude’ could hook McCain from a boat on the Potomac instead. Not Madonna though. The sight of her eating Britney’s tongue was bad enough, but Palin’s? It’d be enough to make a man join a monastery.

Aaaaah. That’s their plan.

By: Catalina

Catalina — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:59:19 +0000

Well, whoever gets elected to the White House will run less risks than your average man in the street - they won’t get run over by a bus, won’t fall under a train, are highly unlikely to be involved in a car crash, nobody will get near enough to them to attack them…. statistically speaking, that must increase their chances of surviving at least one term!

By: chenier

chenier — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:50:46 +0000

So; here’s the scenario:

M&P get elected, Palin shoots McCain, accidentally, of course, whilst moose-hunting, becomes President, shoots Obama because he pisses her off by making comments about men never making passes at girls who wear glasses, awards herself a Presidential Pardon and goes on a world tour.

With Madonna.

OK, works for me…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:36:26 +0000

Well, we WERE always told on the adverts that McCain’s are less than 5% fat.