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SIYANDA Pasiwe says he was drinking somewhere in East London, South Africa.

And being drunk he did what anyone would do and decided to climb over the fence of a museum and sleep it off. As he says:

“I woke up and decided to continue walking home, but when I saw a tree I thought I would be able to jump to the other side.”

He climbs. He falls. A 30cm pike pierces his rectum.

“I thought that the electric fence had a mechanism to keep me glued to it.”

He does not scream for help. Why? Because he is breaking in with intent to steal an artefact? No, says he. He is not screaming for help because he feels no pain.

With the morning, come the fire and rescue workers. With an angle grinder, they cut the steel spike off the fence.

Pasiwe is damaged severely. He is taken to hospital…

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Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink

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magnetite says:
September 21st, 2008 at 9:45 am

At least he didn’t get the zinc shivers, then it would have been much worse…

Fireman: “Do you want us to pull you off, sir?”
Pasiwe: “No, I’ve managed myself, thanks.”

chenier says:
September 21st, 2008 at 9:36 am

Palings?

Palings!

It’s all Sarah’s fault!

magnetite says:
September 21st, 2008 at 9:31 am

That’s got to have hurt him, despite his claims that it didn’t. Metal palings (oh, god, I know fencing terminology…quite sad, but I was just one of the Morlocks who dug the holes) like those are usually weather-treated by galvanising with zinc. If you’re building them you are always advised to wear gloves because it is an irritant at best and quite corrosive at worst - and it itches like a bugger. Pile cream? He’ll need industrial strength!