Cosmopolitan Reveals The Secret Of Penetration And A Hand Job
FLICKING through Old Mr Anorak’s Cosmopolitan research magazine, we find: “Sex Tips from Guys - Their all-time favorite mattress moves, revealed.”
The talk turns to – and look away now – penetration.
As he says:
“For really exciting penetration have your man thrust his arm directly through your torso and kind of blend into your back.”
And smile…
Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 21st, 2008 at 10:43 am
As long as I’m not IN it this time.
[magnetite fails to find a Youtube video for the Sex Pistols Friggin' In The Rigging to link to...is sorely disappointed]
September 21st, 2008 at 10:33 am
I hear them rolling out the Barrell for you.
September 21st, 2008 at 10:28 am
Hi Saul, you are welcome to join me on the poop deck.
[I really am going to be kicked sh*tless by some Navy boys for this. I can just see it.]
September 21st, 2008 at 10:21 am
Hello Sailor!!
September 21st, 2008 at 9:52 am
Perhaps they should have consulted the Navy…
[magnetite in no way wishes to imply that those members of the British, American or any other maritime services are, or are likely to be, homosexual...and doesn't want any of the big hairy-arsed matelots kicking the hell out of him. Phew! I think that's covered MY arse...oh, damn]
September 21st, 2008 at 9:46 am
I had assumed that the Air Force had omitted to consult classicists in general, and Spartanists in particular on this very point…
September 21st, 2008 at 9:40 am
Wouldn’t that just create an army of close-knit warriors? I’ve seen Sebastiane (most of it through knitted fingers) and they fought like gay demons - when they weren’t, you know…
September 21st, 2008 at 9:19 am
I live in terror of the aphrodisiac weapon, as canvassed in a 1994 Air Force document on their non-lethal chemical weapons program.
‘Chemicals that effect [sic] human behavior so that discipline and morale in enemy units is adversely effected [sic]. One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior.’
They spent $8 million on it, and say that they failed.
But then they would, wouldn’t they…
September 21st, 2008 at 9:11 am
My favourite mattress move has always been turning it around so she has to lie on the organ-puncturing exposed spring instead of me.
September 20th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
I get the impression that McCain, caught in the Prince Charles trap, and thus doomed to remain forever on the same platform as Sarah Palin, will soon be a candidate for the whole thrusting his arm directly through her torso bit…