Strychnine Come Dancing: Jessie Wallace Declares War

JESSIE Wallace “EXPLODES”.

With Big Brother at an end, the Daily Star mans the news wires and looks elsewhere for news.

And it finds the sensation that Jessie Wallace, the former EastEnder starring as a trainer dancer on Strictly Come Dancing, has called model Jodie Kidd a “horse” and actress Cherie Lunghi a “snob”.

And when Jessie Wallace explodes, you’d best duck lest a sequin take an eye out. This is “war”.

Neither Lunghi nor Kidd offers a riposte and the Star’s “War” turns out to be one-sided battle, with Wallace strafing the enemy with a cha-cha-cha and lighting up the skies with her tango skin tones.

Of course, Wallace is not the only former EastEnder on the BBC show, and if old habits die head then we can look forward to Wallace telling Gillian Taylforth to “Sort yer life aht” and shagging Phil Daniels on the Strictly Steps.

The Star may then get the war it craves…

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