Credit Crunch: Heroin Dealers Make Rasher For It
by Anorak | 22nd, September 2008
CREDIT Crunch news of the day:
“SHOPLIFTERS ARE GETTING RASHER – Bacon is stolen to order”.
It’s the CREDIT BRUNCH, reports the Star, albeit missing the pun.
To a boarding house in Burnley, where the breakfast menu is being perused…
Says local police representative Sgt Phil Carter of the crime wave in Londis: “Heroin addicts steal it… because it is an easy commodity to sell.”
Which beggars the question: “ho buys fresh meat products from a smack head?”
Answers in blood on a stolen note pad to the usual address…
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