South African Couple Killed Having Sex On Train Track
TO South Africa, where a couple are having sex on a railway track in Mpumalanga Province.
The earth is moving. Faster. Moving. Thunder.
Darling…
“Yes…”
“It’s…a…train…”
“The tunnel of love”
“No, a train…a real tr…”
Too late.
The trian arrives.
The couple are dead. They have been killed by a goods train, say local police.
Spokesman Abie Khoabane tells local newspapers that the couple ignored the driver’s shouts as he moved the train into the disused station in Kinross town.
“They continued with their business,” he tells the Sowetan paper.
Electric stuff…
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Posted: 22nd, September 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 23rd, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Stig, I think the vending machine that sold packs of three cowcatchers was out of order that night.
September 23rd, 2008 at 6:37 pm
How stupid can you get! Didn’t they know the consequences of not using adequate protection?
September 23rd, 2008 at 4:44 pm
No-one else? Right then…it’s the magnetite sh*tty limerick hour…
The station was dark and deserted
Their passion was slightly perverted
The sleepers saw action
They felt satisfaction
’till the blood up the engine it spurted.
Come on then. The next one’s going to be a f**king Homeric epic, if you’re not careful…
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:46 am
It’s the magnetite sh*tty haiku hour…
Safe on disused tracks
Making the beast with two backs
You still can’t relax
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:07 am
Yampster - how about….
“a 4-4-2 and a load of coal; a squeal, then a final grunt…” ?
does that solve your problem…?
September 23rd, 2008 at 9:46 am
They are simply STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 23rd, 2008 at 4:16 am
It’s a first place in the Darwin awards
John Blake - she prayed that the train wouldn’t come? Great euphamism!
September 23rd, 2008 at 3:06 am
Making love at a UK station maybe the best choice for lovers they say,
They`ll be plenty of time for passion, as the loudspeaker announces a delay,
Kisses all over her body, brought real electricity onto the line,
As the danger of being caught by the public, was outweighed by passion so blind,
As he thrust his manhood inside her, she prayed that the train wouldn`t come,
Well, they`d paid a bloody fortune for their tickets, and their nookie was pure lust desire, and fun!
September 23rd, 2008 at 2:27 am
Is this one of those weirdy sex acts where a couple deliberately place themselves in danger?
Yes I think it must be.
I must try this myself - when I am well again.
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:22 am
Making love at the station,
don’t hear the engine shunt
a 4-4-2 and a load of coal
It’s no use, I can’t think of a rhyme