Comments on: South African Couple Killed Having Sex On Train Track

By: magnetite

magnetite — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:44:45 +0000

Stig, I think the vending machine that sold packs of three cowcatchers was out of order that night.

By: The Real Stig

The Real Stig — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:37:42 +0000

How stupid can you get! Didn’t they know the consequences of not using adequate protection?

By: magnetite

magnetite — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:44:35 +0000

No-one else? Right then…it’s the magnetite sh*tty limerick hour…

The station was dark and deserted
Their passion was slightly perverted
The sleepers saw action
They felt satisfaction
’till the blood up the engine it spurted.

Come on then. The next one’s going to be a f**king Homeric epic, if you’re not careful…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:46:13 +0000

It’s the magnetite sh*tty haiku hour…

Safe on disused tracks
Making the beast with two backs
You still can’t relax

By: dairy

dairy — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:07:14 +0000

Yampster - how about….
“a 4-4-2 and a load of coal; a squeal, then a final grunt…” ?
does that solve your problem…?

By: mackadiff

mackadiff — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:46:53 +0000

They are simply STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: meercat

meercat — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:16:18 +0000

It’s a first place in the Darwin awards

John Blake - she prayed that the train wouldn’t come? Great euphamism!

By: John Blake

John Blake — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:06:01 +0000

Making love at a UK station maybe the best choice for lovers they say,
They`ll be plenty of time for passion, as the loudspeaker announces a delay,
Kisses all over her body, brought real electricity onto the line,
As the danger of being caught by the public, was outweighed by passion so blind,
As he thrust his manhood inside her, she prayed that the train wouldn`t come,
Well, they`d paid a bloody fortune for their tickets, and their nookie was pure lust desire, and fun!

By: coco

coco — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 01:27:56 +0000

Is this one of those weirdy sex acts where a couple deliberately place themselves in danger?

Yes I think it must be.

I must try this myself - when I am well again.

By: yampster

yampster — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:22:58 +0000

Making love at the station,
don’t hear the engine shunt
a 4-4-2 and a load of coal

It’s no use, I can’t think of a rhyme