Chip Shape Victoria Beckham Calls The Baby Ordering Service
“I’M not even trying to get pregnant at the moment,” says Victoria Beckham, batting off advances from the Sun’s Victoria Newton and a loaded turkey baster.
Instead Her Poshness wants to make use of the Celebrity Baby Ordering Service, the Anorak agency that logs all demands for babies from our elite stars.
Says Posh:
“I don’t want another baby for two years because I’m working so hard on my fashion business. I haven’t got time. Yes, we would like another child but it won’t be for a couple of years yet.”
Anorak hears you, Posh. Orders have been placed, potions mixed and our team of geneticists briefed.
In the meantime, Posh is here to tell us how happy she is, how much loves Day-vid and how she has new his ‘n’ hers line of perfume emerging from their washing basket very soon.
It’s called Umbilical, with base notes of boiled eggs order a side order of carrier bag and sweaty chips…
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Posted: 23rd, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Posh and Becks, Tabloids Comments (14) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 23rd, 2008 at 5:51 pm
He wouldn’t do that, would he?
Not to the lovely Victoria ‘does this tampon make me look fat?’ Beckham?
September 23rd, 2008 at 2:28 pm
..wouldn’t put it past him….
September 23rd, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Not the one Ashley gave to Cheryl, surely?
September 23rd, 2008 at 2:15 pm
…”come in, number 3″ has a certain ring to it…
September 23rd, 2008 at 2:11 pm
We’ll just have to hope they don’t lose all their money.
I wouldn’t inflict ‘Number 3, Acacia Avenue Beckham’ on anyone…
September 23rd, 2008 at 1:55 pm
…as long as it’s not Shiloh or anything ending in “x”……
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:34 pm
dairy,
if its twins a quick dash over the C St Peter?
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I meant for the name - Dudley seems a good option, be nice if its a girl
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Nice deliberate 2 yr build up Victoria! Bought the baggy sweaters yet? They’ll come in handy during the 2 yrs non-pregnancy stage for wearing out and creating needless media speculation and newspaper space for the prolonged “Is She Isn’t She?’ part of the big day run up.
September 23rd, 2008 at 11:41 am
Announcement! It’s official! We are pleased to announce that Victoria Beckham has today given birth to and is the proud new mother to a brand new publicity stunt.
September 23rd, 2008 at 11:31 am
Where will she conceive it? I would assume at the nearest location to an exclusive magazine deal.
September 23rd, 2008 at 11:21 am
Chalfont St Giles would be nice….?
September 23rd, 2008 at 11:16 am
Wonder where she shall conceive it?
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:38 am
I see.
Anorka, our advertising obviously isn’t getting through, is it?
We are going to have to give some serious thought to this, come the Glorious Revolution.
Clone ‘em, dear Becksies, clone ‘em!
That way neither of you have to do anything, and in 9 months time we at Anokra will deliver the clones of your choice, together with a basket of luxurious fruits in season, to whatever adress you nominate!