Dita Von Teese’s Fake Breasts Are Wonderbra
DITA Von Teese is a stripper. She has fake breasts. She is the new chest and face of Wonderbra. Indeed:
To great fanfare, Dita Von Teese has put her name on a retro line of push-up lingerie from Wonderbra.
Now I think most people can agree that for the most part, Dita cuts the crap and is pretty up front about what she does for a living. She’s a stripper, she owns it, and I respect that.
But there’s something peculiarly dishonest about a woman who loves her breast implants pushing a product that claims it would enhance even Olive Oyl’s figure.
Maybe Olive can stick a couple of Popeye’s forearms down her top?
Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Twitterings Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 24th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
perhaps they’ll go for Keira Knightley next time then? if ever there was a need…..
September 24th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
My favourite is:
“I wasn’t lying to you when I lied to you earlier.”
[I couldn't get you the Benz, chenier. It'll have to be a Prius. They're better for the environment. Oh, there I go again. I just can't f**king help myself, can i?]
September 24th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
maybe janis has got one spare.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
I was going to tell a Joan Rivers joke but Magnetite has raised issues of great social and political import.
I’m still waiting for that Mercedes Benz…
September 24th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
LIES!!!!!!!!!!
September 24th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Is this any change from…well..ever? Men lie to women, cosmetics firms lie to women, haircare firms lie to women, diet firms lie to women, low-calorie food makers lie to women women shilling for and running these companies lie to other women; and their firms lie to them when they tell tham that having a family won’t harm their career chances
Women spend about 90% of their lives being lied to.
(The above statement(s) may not be completely true)