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	<title>Comments on: Dita Von Teese&#8217;s Fake Breasts Are Wonderbra</title>
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		<title>By: dairy</title>
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		<dc:creator>dairy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>perhaps they'll go for Keira Knightley next time then?    if ever there was a need.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>perhaps they&#8217;ll go for Keira Knightley next time then?    if ever there was a need&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: magnetite</title>
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		<dc:creator>magnetite</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My favourite is:

"I wasn't lying to you when I lied to you earlier."

[I couldn't get you the Benz, chenier. It'll have to be a Prius. They're better for the environment. Oh, there I go again. I just can't f**king help myself, can i?]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My favourite is:</p>
<p>&#8220;I wasn&#8217;t lying to you when I lied to you earlier.&#8221;</p>
<p>[I couldn't get you the Benz, chenier. It'll have to be a Prius. They're better for the environment. Oh, there I go again. I just can't f**king help myself, can i?]</p>
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		<title>By: sam</title>
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		<dc:creator>sam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>maybe janis has got one spare.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>maybe janis has got one spare.</p>
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		<title>By: chenier</title>
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		<dc:creator>chenier</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was going to tell a Joan Rivers joke but Magnetite has raised issues of great social and political import.

I'm still waiting for that Mercedes Benz...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was going to tell a Joan Rivers joke but Magnetite has raised issues of great social and political import.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m still waiting for that Mercedes Benz&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: David</title>
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		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:17:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LIES!!!!!!!!!!
:)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LIES!!!!!!!!!!<br />
 <img src='http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: magnetite</title>
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		<dc:creator>magnetite</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:12:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is this any change from...well..ever? Men lie to women, cosmetics firms lie to women, haircare firms lie to women, diet firms lie to women, low-calorie food makers lie to women women shilling for and running these companies lie to other women; and their firms lie to them when they tell tham that having a family won't harm their career chances

Women spend about 90% of their lives being lied to.

(The above statement(s) may not be completely true)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is this any change from&#8230;well..ever? Men lie to women, cosmetics firms lie to women, haircare firms lie to women, diet firms lie to women, low-calorie food makers lie to women women shilling for and running these companies lie to other women; and their firms lie to them when they tell tham that having a family won&#8217;t harm their career chances</p>
<p>Women spend about 90% of their lives being lied to.</p>
<p>(The above statement(s) may not be completely true)</p>
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