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Nicole Kidman Conceives In Fertile Waters

CELEBRITIES don’t have children; celebrities have miracles and anecdotes.

Nicole Kidman’s miracle is called Sunday Rose, more commanding than Old Mr Anorak’s latest progeny, the rosy-fingered Dawn Rose, and blessed with a ray of life-giving light.

But how did this gift occur? Nicole Kidman reveals all:

“I never thought that I would get pregnant and give birth to a child, but it happened on this movie.”

Was the moment of conception caught on camera? Is this Kidman’s break-out film, a foray into the adult film business? The film is called Australia, and the nation’s prudes may object. Kidman goes on:

“Seven babies were conceived out of this film and only one was a boy. There is something up there in the Kununurra water because we all went swimming in the waterfalls, so we can call it the fertility waters now.”

One wonders if some of the film’s male cast - including in their number the wonderfully named Hugh Jackman - swam in the waters before Kidman and her fertile friends jumped in? Or did some of the locals get there first?

And if it is a coincidence that blessed Sunday and her acolytes all have jug-ears, a mullet and are were born addicted to fizzy beer…

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Posted: 25th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink

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Roth Alba says:
October 10th, 2008 at 5:10 am

Nicole.

I need a medical recip from your sister , ( i say your sister, because i
know she knows about this, like Jane Fonda) how i can lose 71 kls in two months, withouth troubles in the salute. because the other i think is so dificult: how some ones people tried to make the intense , true, and beauty moment when you arrived like a friend with a good amisty in my life, when I would have since 2005, a home , a work and a tiket for go to live in Spain for some one time, so when I feelt your answere, I prefered wait for your words and friendship, and they try to make that moments became in a horrified, and dangerous moments, with traps in the road, and one of this trap is, i would can feel that moment like a terrible moment, that never would like me remember.( I read one declaration about you, from years ago, were told this, is cold, and ice Statue in a woman”,)Salutes from the rhythm of my heart Jorge..(this was that i wanted to write since that instant)