JOSE Cruz is stopped by police in
He is suspected of for driving under the influence of alcohol in South Charleston, USA.
He fails the test.
He is taken to the police station to have his fingerprints taken. Police claim he moves towards one officer and passes gas on him. It is said he did then fan the fumes towards the officer.
Police claim the odour was strong.
“The gas,” the complaint notes, “was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Ptlm. Parsons.”
Jose Cruz has now been charged with battery on a police officer as well as with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.
It is a cautionary tale and next time someone farts clsoe to you, make a citizen’s arrest. Although, be warned, fingering the culprit can be tricky..
Posted: 25th, September 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Police Log, Strange But True Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 25th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Is Garth one of his relatives?
September 25th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Just let me put this flame-thrower down…
September 25th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
May I fart in your general direction?
September 25th, 2008 at 11:40 am
it’s a bum rap…..
September 25th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Thank God no-one let off a Jumping Jack Flash in his vicinity…
September 25th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Assault and Bottery