Beckhams Smell Of Bunions, Plastic And Bones
AH, the smell of David Beckham and Her Poshness:
Tomorrow. New York. At Macy’s. Posh and Becks will make an in store appearance to promote their new fragrance Beckham Signature His and Her. For Him: smells like having sex with plastic and bones. For Her: smells like concrete tits, hunger, and bunions. First 300 get to meet them, receive autographs, and watch them pose their balls off.
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Posted: 26th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Chanelle Hayes, Posh and Becks, Twitterings Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 26th, 2008 at 11:56 am
…she doesn’t need it now she’s had it all chopped off!
September 25th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
maybe hairspray?
September 25th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
But what about the top notes, Anorka?
Those all important first impressions before the scent corrodes down to 4 day old elephant pee…